#party

Amazon just made my day. I am throwing a St Patrick's Day divorce party and I had to buy it. Sometimes I am an asshole. I try to keep her in the shadows, but she likes to be noticed. She has a potty mouth and an attitude problem; do not encourage her. Please Mister Geppetto,…

The most exciting thing ever I did in my life. I came to Dubai a few years ago. I am nature lover; I cherish the sunset moments, love seeing the waves for hours, talking to my love. I choose Centaurus yachts; These yachts are amazing, a true luxury. Last week; it was my birthday. I…

So I got myself up and out of my funk this past weekend. Went to the salon and got myself a proper haircut. The older lady cutting my hair kept saying to me "I'm not coming on to you, but my favorite thing in this world is a curly-headed man!" I'm sitting here thinking "for…

The rest of this week has been a wreck of nerves, I took it off as holiday and cancelled all my plans so fortunatly nobody had to deal with me 🙂 or I with them. Theapy on Wednesday was cancelled, but I retrieved my bycle which I had left in a random place in the…

millennia of service. Cheap fruit trays are a replacement for respect. The awkward chatter of coworkers drowns out silence. She Moon walks on an alien planet. feasting on sweet flesh. she enjoys her exotic meal. She flies from pineapple to muskmelon. sounding like a B-52 with each short flight. D...