#daddysgirl

I want to be a Pastafarian. I love pasta like anything. And I'm not that religious to boot! But knowing me, I will probably just stay Jewish. I have to honor my father. I don't consider myself having a mother.. simply bc she is an utter failure as a person (2 divorces, unfair preferences to her&h...

I'm going after 4 though. Then she'll get in before me. I am completley cream crackered folks. I'm going to ring her from the bus and be all like Baaaaaaaby can you meet me in town for pick me up or no? She might as well make herself useful. My Dad's pretty steamed at her.…