#crazysammy

Ahaha! Alliteration! It was Michelle's bday today. We had mascarpone cake. So f-cking good!!! I have had mascarpone cheese but not ... cake?? Omg. Y'all have to try it. Soooo delicious!! Enough of me rhapsodizing about food... (I'm such a damn foodie!) Today was an uneventful day.... I just futze...

Howzit ppl?? I had an ok day. Nothing newsworthy... I mean it is Thursday right?? I like Saturdays the best, they are nestled in with the big F and the inevitable Sunday.... purrfection. I want to be friends with both Forest Queen and Kat. I wish this could be resolved. I don't like conflict. Som...

Remember when I told y'all that I was gonna bomb Trump on Twitter with a picture of Obama? Step One - Follow the bastard. My Twitter handle if you are interested? The date. Last step? Bingo!!!   This cannot fail. Yes, I may get banned, and nope, don't give any fucks! Sammy