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• I’m Okay and So Am I

  November 20, 2024

  If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why, oh why, can't I?

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• She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not?

  November 19, 2024

  My Might-As-Well-Be-Mother-In-Law just offered to pay for the first session fees for therapy for her son and I. And here I was absolutely convinced that woman wished me all the happiness of the fleas of ten thousand camels infesting my armpits or wished me all of the comfort of garments sewn from...

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• Secrets Don’t Make Friends – Volume ii

  November 19, 2024

  I am short on time and long in that which I must do, but I don't want to leave that one hanging. So... Basically it boils down to this: He has very seldom, since becoming an adult, not been able to 'best' a woman. He's been able to get away with serial cheating, (this is…

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• Secrets Don’t Make Friends…

  November 19, 2024

  And as such, I will admit that it is absolutely no secret that my partner, and father of my youngest child, whom I have taken to calling "Noah" to protect his anonymity, is, to my best estimation, a narcissist. At least, I am hoping that's all that there is to it. I suppose there is…

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• Does Relativity Diminish Our Struggles?

  November 18, 2024

  So, I'm sitting here thinking to myself that the things I am going through feel monumental in size. Larger than myself or my ability to manage them in a lot of cases. However, when I look around the metaphorical room. I see folks all around me that have much larger dragons guarding much larger to...

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• Well, There Goes Bill…

  November 18, 2024

  So, I didn't read the entire reply to my message, because it disappeared. I'm not certain that I would have read it anyway, because it was, at least to first appearances, to be totally hostile and responding to the parts that made them feel shitty and get defensive. (When you do that, you can res...

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• Tom Sellecks’ Toasters!

  November 15, 2024

  Well, hello, friends! Your ol' pal Odd Petunia here, wanting to apologize for the Whiney Panda Parade I plastered up in here with my first two posts. It occurred (occured? That definitely doesn't look correct...) to me that life is a weird gift, and by my estimation, one you can only count on get...

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• Oh, Hey, By The Way…

  November 15, 2024

  Help me make sense of this: If you are installing cabinets in a kitchen as part of a small remodel project, (so not new construction or total remodel, meaning you have electricity, light fixtures, etc.) and you began installing these cabinets a few weeks ago, (and therefore should be damn near do...

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• Perhaps It Was The Noid…

  November 15, 2024

  For one thousand, one hundred and ninety three days, I have been in a relationship with a man, whom I will call "Noah" to protect his anonymity. "Noah" is, to my understanding, the verifiably sexiest man that has ever walked upon the Earth for all the of the entirety of forever. My mind has categ...

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