Note that I am a work in progress and as such I am subject to change.  Yes change because people will never grow unless they do change.  Growth is a product of change.  So check back from time to time to this profile introduction as it may experience insertions and deletions along the way.
 
 
 
"My name is Wyatt and I'm a nice guy!"  Ok I’m 6 foot 2, my eyes are blue, and I’m getting further past 52. I am clever, smart, honest, witty, articulate, unconventional, non-conforming, sensitive, emotional, free spirit, open book and insightful. Pretty impressive, huh? But you do have to consider the source I suppose. Are you looking for an average type guy? That might be an unwitting strike against me. For instance I have shoulder length hair in times that long hair is no longer in vogue; in fact it's not even in vogue for a man my age to even have hair. I might add none of my hair has grayed except for my whiskers having speckles. I’m not of garden variety which I think makes me interesting. That doesn't't’t mean I am a kook or anything like that; it makes me interesting. If the chemistry is there I can be a lot of fun to be around, infectious smile, repartee....
 
 
 
Food? I am a meatetarian. It's a choice and a lifestyle that I live adamantly. I am pretty much your standard meat and potatoes; however liable to eat most anything that is cooked first. I like only a few kinds of fish, but I will eat most crustaceans.
 
I like music over TV. I like a good cup of coffee over cappuccino. I like a Black Lab over a Jack Russell. I like scrabble over rummy. I like writing more than I like reading, and I like reading over TV. I like… I like to make love. I like spooning. I like to make a woman smile. I like to make a woman laugh. I like to make a woman scream. I like to think that I have a clever sense of humor. I am convivial by nature. And lastly I like adventures and love stories where I am the protagonist. We can take turns if you like... in being the protagonist.
 
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
 
I'm not sure I should reveal this, but I made a visit to planet K-Pax located in the constellation Lyra not so long ago.
 
I talk to myself a lot, and I don't have money in the bank.
 
I own and ride a gurls bicycle and proud of it. It’s blue.
 
I once had an intimate relationship with an alien hermaphrodite.
 
I shop at SavAlot.
 
I trim my nails with alternating thumbs.
 
I haven't washed my favorite coffee cup in more than a year other than a quick rinse. It's green... well it used to be green.
 
I don't wear underwear. I enjoy the freedom it gives me. I also don't like supporting pudding stone underwear conglomerates.
 
My father spent 14 years in a Red Chinese prison.
 
My mother wears high heeled combat boots because she is instinctively combative.
 
I married my sister, we got divorced and now we no longer are brother and sister.
 
I have received botox treatment on my buttocks more than once.
 
I live in a clothing optional senior citizen mobile home park for Prysbeterians.
 
 
 
These are just some of my favorite quotes. Feel free to share and I'll add them to my list.
 
 
 
“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?” Jack Handey
 
 
 
 "If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything." Marilyn Monroe
 
 
 
 "Man who crosses the ocean twice without changing underwear is a dirty double crosser." Chinese Proverb
 
 
 
"The strength of a tree lies in it's ability to bend." Zen Proverb
 
 
 
 "Mind like a parachute - only function when open!" Charlie Chan
 
 
 
 "THINGS ARE TO USE AND PEOPLE ARE TO LOVE !"
 
 
 
"It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one." Bill Hicks
 
"I want to be a rock, not a stone." Wyatt