Mickey vs. Dakota Fanning vs. George Kennedy

this entry contains pr0n.  you were told.

So first things first.  We got a new kitty!  XD  his name is Mickey, as in Little Mickey Blue Eyes, or Mickey Two Toes, certainly not as in Mickey Mouse.  Because he’s a cat.  Dumtard.  He’s and asian short haired siamese.  Apparently "siamese" is a coloration.  I bet you didn’t know this.  he’s the cutest little guy!  He’s got bright blue eyes like his name implies (that rhymes and now I’m using it in a song), and his back foot has got a gimp toe that sticks out like it’s broken, only it’s not.  and he’s got this sideways toe with the claw always out.  Mickey Two Toes.  He’s in the family business.  Chui is busy teaching him all the stuff he needs to know.  Chui is funny too.  He grabs the kitty in his teeth and tosses him sometimes.  Then Mickey hisses and Chui runs away because Mickey can almost kick his ass.  Almost.  We got pictures of them.  I’ll see about getting them up sometime.  also I should scan something someday.

I’ve plugged out some new chords.  I was playing them for Joey and he’s like, dude, you’ve progressed to the point where you’re the one who should be playing these chords.  It’s kinda cool, even though I still think I’m only ok.  It’s a damn good song though.  Joey was doing an awesome bass groove for it so I think this is one where we’ll switch instruments for a song.  I need to practice soloing though.  after band practice, Joey and I went to the Tilted Kilt Pub and Eatery.  I saw many a lass in a tiny tilted kilt there, because that’s the uniform.  It’s like Hooters, only not as depressing becuase there were 90% dudes there as it SHOULD be at a place like that, instead of whole families who "come for the food".  yeahright.  but corned beef rocks like orgasms.  Also there are swords ont he walls.  and leprechauns.  The only thing that it was missing in order to be the best place in the world ever would be a picture of a Kennedy on the wall.  As everyone knows, every Irish home has a picture of a Kennedy.  Usually George Kennedy.

My favorite girl was the one who looked like a real scottish girl and she actually looked like her costume was somethign she’d normally wear it looked so… right on her.  Wavy auburn hair and a proportionate bodylike a stocky scottish lass.  Also there was the girl with the jiggley cleavage and the tattoo on her back.  I want a screen saver of her walking by.  so I can study the motion of her boobies.  Long light brown hair, and taller and thinner than scottish lass.  Our waitress was the Dakota Fanning girl.  Now, Joey is the one who pointed this out, but Dakota Fanning, even though she’s a sweet innocent little Dr. Seuss girl, has a very pr0n star name.  Seriously.  I agree.  I mean… look how   sweet she looks

but her name conjures up a different image entirely.

Wow… I just noticed how eerie that is… they actually look related.  Hah.  Maybe that’s her sister Jersey Fanning or something?  Anyway our waitress didn’t even look like Dakota Fanning but she was wearing a startling amount of make-up that suggests she was as young as she was short and perky.  Hence why we called her Dakota Fanning.  Little pr0n star name.  There was a very hot latina behind the bar serving drinks, and the one with the enormous gonzagas and red hair was wearing a sweater this time which ruined the veiw pretty much.  there was also an amazon tall lady, a tiny hobbit lady, and a few others less worth a mention.  I had the corned beef jane sammich.  With PO-TA-TOES.  mmmm.  Remind me to write about The Go! Team concert sometime.  I got some CDs and there’s a related story in there.  But for now I’m gonna Go!.  hehe George Kennedy.