Just the facts ma’am.

Ok every year Austin hosts a marathon called the Capitol 10K, and along the route they have live bands that play for the runners. well last year one of the performers couldn’t make it and they were looking for a band to fill in for them and my band Phoenix Saga happened to fill in for them. Once you play once at the 10K you automaticly get invited back the next year. so this year rolls around and we get the invitation in the mail adressed to our drummer Joe. Joe opens it up and inside, none of the documents actually have our name on it. They have the artist we replaced on there. The name on each sheet reads "Michael Jackson". I shit you not. XD and in the payment area it still had Phoenix Saga, indicating that Michael Jackson is the lead member of Phoenix Saga!  This is an amazing fact about Phoenix Saga that YOU did not know.  Here now are more amazing facts:

While there are scientific laws for such as gravity and physics, Phoenix Saga is the reason there is no law of death.  All members have mastered the art of resurrection, and their star pupil was a man named Jesus.

"The Highlander" was a movie loosely based on the lives of the members of Phoenix Saga.

The members of Phoenix Saga are omnivores. This means that they will actually eat ANYTHING including, but not limited to: spare change, napkins, 5 lbs. of gummi bears, & your annoying children.

Phoenix Saga is the posse that Chief Sitting Bull hired when he heard that General Custer was camped nearby. I think we all know how that turned out.

Just because the guys of Phoenix Saga are children of the 80’s DOES NOT mean that they wear leg warmers….. all the time.

All the roles in Shakespeare’s plays were originally played by Phoenix Saga.

Humans share over 98% of their DNA with Phoenix Saga. Other higher primates are known to share over 99%.

Two grams of Phoenix Saga can provide enough energy to power a city block for over 23 hours. A standard coffee mug full would likely bring the walls of Jericho down. Again.

All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Phoenix Saga.

US gold coins used to say ‘In Phoenix Saga we trust.’

Phoenix Saga can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee. Lock up your wives and daughters.

The color of Phoenix Saga is no indication of their spiciness, but their size usually is.

Czar Paul I banished Phoenix Saga to Siberia for marching out of step. He soon died of sonic pummeling as his face was ROCKED OFF by Phoenix Saga’s.

Aside from the pyramids in Giza, Phoenix Saga is the only one of the original seven wonders of the world that still survives today.

Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Phoenix Saga.

Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is MADE of Phoenix Saga.

Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Phoenix Saga has 7 million.

The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Phoenix Saga as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.

Scientists have discovered that Phoenix Saga can smell the presence of autism in children. It apparently smells like almonds and bad eggs.

In the small Mexican village known as Santo Poco, the evil El Guapo was terrorizing the villagers. One day three men known as Los Tres Amigos del Cielo (aka Phoenix Saga in English) rode in to put a stop to this. They rode all over the town, shooting their pistolas up in the air, and called El Guapo’s men scum-sucking pigs. El Guapo’s men were defeated and they rode away in shame. Phoenix Saga even refused payment for this noble deed which is why they are still poor today.

Insanely terrifying CANADIAN BLACK SQIRRELS attacked and killed a god. As a group. Like, they swarmed a god and killed it. These squirrels were fed on nuts and raised by Phoenix Saga.

 

If YOU know a little known fact about Phoenix Saga, be sure to let us know!