walking with an idea

GIve a man a fish,
he’ll just be hungry in a couple hours.
I don’t walk guided by Karma,
though it goes great on apples.
Buddha is fatty for my taste,
but i love it on pancakes.
God is my dyslexic friend’s dog.
Jesus has a great Sunday service–
busses tables like no Iother.
Praying makes me feel schizophrenic.
I don’t believe in Hell, unless I’m angry;
no Shiite’s getting me to Heaven.

But your embrace–that’s my haven.
Loving you guides my steps.
Loving you keeps me safe.
You are all I need.