Yearofmylife

June 26, 2012

Wednesday, 27/6/12.

I missed another day! I’m rubbish. Started off so well too 😛

To be fair yesterday was rather dull from what I remember. I was at West Winch in the morning, came home and baked cupcakes (had to use the rest of the buttercream up) and then worked 3 – 7pm. Lisa came over in the evening to use the internet because Tom is still fucking them about and not paying their internet bill (amongst many others) and I honestly think the only way he’s going to learn his lesson is when the bailiffs turn up and he has to go to jail. The sooner Lisa is out of there the better.

We had our loft and wall insulation done today! I was told they would be coming between 8am and 5pm, but they couldn’t give me a more specific time so I had to be in all day. No probs. Figured they’d probably turn up late afternoon but I got up at 7:30am anyway, just in case. They turned up at 7:40am as I was getting out of the shower! Poor Thorpe had to answer the door in his dressing gown while I hurriedly got dressed and they started drilling really loudly pretty much right away. I have no idea what our neighbours must have thought, oops. But anyway, both the loft and the walls were done by 9am and you can barely even tell we’ve had any work done from the outside unless you look closely. They managed to get to the conservatory from the outside too so they didn’t need to drill through any tiles or the newly painted wall in the bedroom, bonus!

My college work is finished! *woooo party poppers etc woo* ~ this is a VERY GOOD thing. I was just about at the end of my tether with it all, but I got stuck in this afternoon with the last few questions and made amendments where Roz had said and it is FINISHED. Apart from the numbering etc but that doesn’t count. Thank gaaaawd it’s over.

Mum’s coming over in a bit for a cuppa, then I’m going over to her’s for dinner later whilst Thorpe’s at football practice. Now I’m going to update my legacy challenge, because why the hell not eh!

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PREVIOUSLY ON THE BUTTON LEGACY
Hayden became the most ignored toddler in history. Daryl died but then was ~~cheated back into the game~~ miraculously alive.
Jess and Daryl got married. Jess got knocked up again.

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Daryl: *ignores*

Daryl: ... *still ignores*

Pregnancy’s treating Jess reaaaally well.

Playing in the filth-infested toilet bowl is Hayden’s only comfort.

Aww, poor bb is having nightmares. Probably dreamt she had to actually look after her son for a change.

Who, btw, is still being ignored.

Daryl: But I wanted black windows :(((((

A DANCING TINGLING TODDLER?!

No, it’s Hayden’s birthday of course!

LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE FACE!

Jess: Woo. It’s your birthday. What do you want, a fucking medal?

Despite the lack of ~enthusiasm~ about his birthday Hayden spent pretty much the first day of his childhood playing virtual snowboarding.

Daryl: UM HELLO, WTF? MAKE HIM MOVE HE IS PLAYING MY GAME

This… doesn’t make any sense to me.

This was Jess’ second pop.
Then I realised I’d never noticed that the oven can get all grimy like that.

SERIOUSLY MAXIS, THAT IS FUCKING COOL.
There’s an egg and everything!

Jess: Hahaha, farts are so funny! 😀

Jess: BUT SERIOUSLY NO THAT FUCKING STINKS

Jess: DO. NOT. WANT. D:

Daryl: WHHHHHHHY WON’T HE MOOOOOVE?

BABY TIME! OOooh the suspense!~~

Jess: *screams in pain as baby forces way out of vagina*

Hayden: *eats pancakes*

Woooo a baby~~

Jess: K you just go here for a sec

… Of course it had to be twins.

JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS ;__;

Anyway, two more boys, named Freddie and George.
Yes, I’m a Harry Potter geek.

Hayden is REALLY EXCITED about having two new baby brothers

REALLY REALLY EXCITED!

Holy cow Jess, don’t tell me you’ve finally discovered the mothering instinct was inside you all alo–

… Oh. Favouritism much?

Daryl reached the top of his career and was rewarded with permanent platinum aspiration! He looks THRILLED as you can see.

Yes you retards, the bathroom is definitely the best place to have a pillow fight.

I HATE YOU. STOP MAKING FUCKING PUDDLES.

This is George, being laid down to sleep by his caring daddy.

This is Freddie, already wishing he could have a different family.

Hayden: Robots are cool!
Jess: I don’t think you understand the amount of fucks I do not give.

You have twins, guys. TWINS. See that smelly, sleeping baby on the floor? HE IS ALSO YOUR CHILD.

I invited the headmaster over to try to get Hayden into private school

AND THEN THE BITCH DROVE AWAY WITH THE ‘THE HEADMASTER DOES NOT THINK THIS IS THE KIND OF FAMILY THAT SHOULD BE ASSOCIATED WITH SUCH A FINE INSTITUTION’ MESSAGE BECAUSE I’D LEFT A FUCKING NEWSPAPER OUTSIDE.

FINE YOU WHORE.
I DIDN’T WANT TO GO TO YOUR SNOOTY INSTITUTION ANYWAY.