Yearofmylife

May 22, 2012

Wednesday, 23/5/12.

The sunshine seems to be returning to Britain! Yesterday was gorgeous, and despite a cloudy start today has turned out equally as nice. Fingers crossed we may actually get a decent summer this year.

I’ve made three mini quiches because I had left-over pastry and ingredients, they’re in the oven right now and I dare say by the time they’ve cooled down three will have become two, haha.

I’m rather bored today. I don’t have anywhere I need to go otherwise I’d be out enjoying the sunshine, I’ve baked, done all my internet-bits… maybe I’ll play the Sims. I haven’t done a proper Legacy challenge in a while. I started one a year or two back and posted the first few entries in my LJ and then got bored, but I suppose if I start a new one on OD I could at least keep track of it. We’ll seeee.

Time to check on the quiches!

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Bugger it, I’ve been playing all afternoon so I present you…

Meet Jessica Button, more commonly known as Jess.
She’s a fortune sim with the LTW of reaching the top of the athletic career.

This is her ~AMAZING SHACK~ that doesn’t even have carpet because after buying the toilet Jess had literally 14 bucks to her name.

That looks painful.

Jess decides that reading smut will distract from the fact she can’t afford wallpaper.

The welcome wagon arrives and brings along Plain Jane, one of my pre-made sims and Noggins over there.

Jess: TALK TO THE HAND, BITCH

Jess: Oh teehee, a compliment, how SWEET of you, teehee~

Jess: BUT NOW I CHANGED MY MIND GTFO

Next thing I know, she’s poking this chick in the face and having a good ol’ chuckle about it.

Jess: ANNOYING STRANGERS IS FUN!

But apparently, strangers annoying Jess is NOT OK

Jess: HOLD UP

Jess: DID SHE JUST DISAGREE WITH ME?

Jess: I WILL KILL THAT BITCH

Jess: KILLLLL HER

Nice llama outfit, you crazy bitch.

UM HELLO WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

They literally spent 8 hours playing kicky-ball. Jess’ needs were almost bottomed out by the time I forced them to stop.

Sunglasses: Soooo… I’m just watchin’ you shower…

Still, as Jess appears to be HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE, she didn’t seem to mind.

Jess: OMGGGAWW MY HOUSE IS A MESS I CAN’T STAND ITTTT

WELL MAYBE IF YOU CLEANED UP ONCE IN A WHILE YOU COULD STOP YOUR WHINING BITCH.

This was day 2.

Sunglasses (whose real name is Daryl) invited Jess on a group outing and I figured what the hell, she could use some fun.

Jess heads straight for the sphere because she’s SO HARDCORE

Then I made her work out because she needs body skill points to advance in her career and I can’t afford to buy her one of these yet.

She’s really enthusiastic about it as you can see.

HUSSY

Jess finally managed to earn enough money to update the ~loser shack~

And wasted no time in inviting Daryl round to break in the new double bed. She’s so ~scandalous~

Yeah, you fucking wish.

I’m sure every girl just LOVES being serenaded in the bathroom and having her head smashed into the windowsill.

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WHORE YOURSELF OUT JESSICA BUTTON

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU ARE IN THIS SITUATION

With a baby on the way I thought it was about time to move Daryl in.

Jess is on the happy pills again.

Then again, apparently so is Daryl.

He is a knowledge sim, with the same LTW as Jess. Unfortunately he only bought 2000 with him but he’s pretty much maxed out most of his skills already which is awesome.