Wednesday, 13/6/12.

Not a lot to mention today. I painted the windowsill and the window above the door this morning, but it’ll need a few more coats. I was going to get the ironing done, but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how to get the new ironing board cover on, so I abandoned that idea pretty quickly. Gonna eat leftover chicken stir-fry and update my legacy challenge, and then maybe get some college work done. Maybe. Going over Angus’ later for foodage. That is allll.

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LAST TIME ON THE BUTTON LEGACY!
Jess made lots of angry faces. Baby Hayden was born, and promptly ignored. 
Jess and Daryl (whose name I keep spelling as Darly) finally got engaged.

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Jess is still VERY MUCH into her virtual snowboarding game.

 

Nanny: HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?

Hayden grew into a pretty cute toddler.

No wait, I mean SPAWN FROM HELL.

Lookin’ FIERCE girl.

He did this with 7 COOKING SKILL POINTS.

Oh here we go…

TOUCHDOWN!

Jess: Da fuq?

Daryl: OH YES I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW *NOD NOD* KTHX

O RLY?

Hayden: SOMEONE BATHE MEEEEEE

Hayden: *is ignored*

This kid is going to be way too emotionally scarred.

Wow Daryl, don’t try to look TOO PLEASED at having to actually interact with your son.

NO REALLY, DON’T. He’s only your own FLESH AND BLOOD.

Oh geeze.

Hayden: WAAAAAAAH I HATE MY LIFE EVEN THIS DOOR WANTS TO CAUSE ME PAIN

I’m sure that’s ap

propriate conversation for a toddler Jess.

Hayden: CHANGE MEEEEEE

Jess: DO. NOT. WANT.

This is literally how he spent the majority of his toddler hood.
 

Anyway, I decided I wanted Jess and Darly Daryl GODAMNIT I HATE HIS NAME to have another kid so I kept having them ‘try for baby’ but it took SO FUCKING LONG that I didn’t realise Daryl had bottomed out his hunger bar until this happened

Daryl: Um…  HALP?

Daryl: *is dead*

Of course he had to witness the whole fucking thing.
As though this kid isn’t scarred enough already.

Jess seems rather ~quirky~ despite the fact her fiancé just popped his clogs.

OH WAIT THERE WE GO

Anyway I couldn’t be bothered to find Jess a new fuckbuddy so I exited without saving. BLOW ME.

LOOK WHO’S BACK YOU FINE BITCHES! 😀 😀

Looks like Jess has got competition  in the SNOWBOARDING ARE SRS GAME department.

 

Thanks to Daryl’s whole near-death experience thing I finally remembered to get them married, so WEDDING SPAM AHOY

Classy bitches get married on their lawn.

These guests were ALL Daryl’s friends. Seriously, no one showed up for Jess.

Oh Jess. You’re such a ~rebel~

That’s nice and all, but haven’t you forgotten someone?

The limo turned up to take Jess and Daryl away on their honeymoon but I’d forgotten to call the nanny so they gave me that bulls

hit spiel about ‘I can’t possibly leave the little one home alone’… YEAH ‘CAUSE YOU’VE CARED FOR HIM SO MUCH UP TO THIS POINT.

Muhahaha. Good luck kid.

 

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