The Trouble With Love

I have no idea why but that songs been stuck in my head for a few days. No real reason, just got stuck there. It’s kinda driving me crazy a little bit.

Things have been quiet around here– it’s fucking amazing! No Asian fuck taking over my house, no loud electric guitar at 5am, no insanely loud online shooter games at all times of the day/night, no more driving a stupid fuck around, no more wondering if the stupid fuck has locked himself out of the house again or not. Just fucking peaceful.

I’ve been getting my clean on! I may post pictures in a little bit; but I entirely cleaned the filthy, trashed, fucked-up living room that Asian left, I entirely cleaned the nasty, filthy fucked up kitchen that Asian left, the bathroom he left, along with the laundry room, the dishes, the laundry itself, etc etc. I’ve busted my fucking ass and it looks GORGEOUS! 

Which means 2 things. 

1) We can invite people over again and I dont have to feel ashamed at the way my house was being taken over.

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2) I have space now so I can do the cupid shuffle whenever I want to! BIG FUCKING HOORAY FOR THAT ONE! 

Haha. 

On a weird note, I decided to Google "How to kill a cat quietly" and the number one result was "put broken glass in it’s food."
I fucking died when I read that. My cat’s constantly in heat and all it does is claw shit, rub on everything, scream and cry, roll around the floor and stick it’s butt in the air. I can’t fucking stand it. Its drives me up a fucking wall! 
It seems the louder, meaner and more physically harming you are, the hornier it gets— apparently my cat likes it rough! I never thought in a million years that my cat would be into S&M! It’s a sub, no less! 

I’ve been reading y’all but I haven’t noted much yet. I need to catch the hell up. 

My last thought before ending this entry: I FUCKING LOVE SCENTED CANDLES!