Rude!

I was sitting outside work the other day, on my smoke break; and this older woman walks right up to me and says, "I can smell your nasty cigarette over there and it’s fucking disgusting. Nasty woman." 

So I looked her right in the eye and said, "You are the ruddest woman I’ve ever met in my life." She huffed and puffed and went inside the store. About 3 minutes later, she came back out with an older man and they sat down on the curb a few feet from me and proceeded to talk to each other about how disgusting my cigarette smelled. I was actually impressed with the level of rudeness these people had. They were probably around 40 years old, maybe a little older. 

You don’t like my smoking, don’t be around it. If the smell or smoke disgusts you, how about you walk away instead of sitting right next to me complaining? I couldn’t help but laugh at them. Those are the type of people who are bleeding our society dry. Instead of better their situation, they sit in it and just complain–expecting other people around them to give them everything their little heart desires.
Instead of finishing my cigarette and going inside, I made a point to throw the cigarette in front of them so it didn’t get put out and the smoke from it was taken in their direction by the air. I then lit up another one and continued inhaling that sweet nicotine into my lungs.

I sat there smoking and laughing for another 10 minutes until they finally got up and went away. I was seriously mind-blown over the level of rudeness they had but it was too hard not to laugh at their stupidity. 

Shoulda told her that her nasty old woman pussy smelled far worse than my cigarette. 🙂

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