Happy Birthday To Me!

I haven’t updated in a while. I need to get back in the swing of things! 

Yesterday was my birthday!!! I’m officially 22. Big fucking whoop! But I wanted to thank everyone who wished me happy birthday on my FB. I forget how many great and amazing friends I truly have. You are all fantastic and I love you! 

Not much is going on.
Pussy-bleedin-Steven is leaving Staples and moving across town. THANK FUCKING GOD! It’s about time they did an entire management change and started doing things the right way. Steven was the last thing holding us back and he’s been getting more and more whiney and bitchy and it’s just time for him to go.

They’ve been scheduling me weird, scheduling me from like 2pm to 6pm or 4pm to 8pm (we close at 9) and it never fails, they always ask me to stay until close. One time, Steven asked if I would close with him. I had been up since like 11pm the night before and I was exhausted and wanted to go home. So I said no, he just stared at me with this look on his face like "OH NO YOU DIDNT JUST TELL ME NO!" … so I was like "Are you going to hold a grudge against me because I said no to you?" 

Steven looks at me for a while, and then says, "I don’t hold grudges, bitch." and walked away.
I was SHOCKED that he had the fucking nerve to call me a bitch. Just because for ONCE in my fucking life, I wanted to go home and sleep instead of working 4 more hours.

Psshh, I’m over it. He’s leaving and my ass couldn’t be happier. I’m so happy I could fucking squirt. How’s THAT?!

I feel like I’ve drastically changed over the last 6 months. I think I have. 

Been a while since I shared something, so here’s my newest ukulele cover video!
Enjoy the shades!