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http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-popular-phrases-that-make-you-look-like-idiot/

TL;DR
What It’s Supposed To Mean

I didn’t read this because it’s too long.

Why I Hate It

I could have written about any number of internet cliche. "Fail," for example. It’s overused and usually bandied about by idiots. But the thing is, some things actually do fail in their execution. There are situations where the term is appropriate, even if pathetically conveyed. Not true for TL;DR. TL;DR is never right. Yes, some things are too long, but in order to figure that out, there’s something you have to do first: read it. Only then can you say whether the presentation lasted longer than the idea. Too long; wish I didn’t read (or "TL;WIDR") would make sense, but that’s about it.

But what irks me most about TL;DR is that people who use it have no shame. No one is perfect. We all have failings, but we’re supposed to be ashamed of them. We’re supposed to keep our sins and shortfalls in a dark place we hope no one ever finds. "Fuck that," says the Internet. "I’m functionally retarded, and I don’t care who knows it! Words? Gay. Who reads words? Sounds pretty lame." So go ahead; keep using "TL;DR." Just know that it is not an abbreviation for "too long; didn’t read," but, instead, "hi, I am a miserable cretin of the Internet that must be spoon-fed pictures and factoids or I will piss myself." You might be the type of person who disagrees that that’s what it means, but trust me, it’s what everyone who’s smarter than you is thinking. And since you’re not so big on reading, that’s a lot of people.

THE BOOK!!! KNOW WHAT THAT IS??!!!! I DO!!! OMG! EEEEEEEEE!!!!!! 
It’s like THE BEST Xena Conqueror series ever! I’ve read it like three times! I didn’t know it was actually printed, I just read it online through academyofbards.org. OMG!! EEEE! Totally fangirling out over here.