F*cking Men

Men suck. What can I say we love them because we can’t help ourselves. The use us, they abuse us, and we go back for more. When will we learn. They are horrible. They suck in bed, they think they are perfect, and they think they don’t stink. Ok, take my ex, he cheats on me. Than I kick him out, but I am still nice because I really would like the divorce papers signed. Now, he calls and acts all sweet, like he has learned his lesson and he can get me bad like nothing happened. What drugs is he smoking, because they are f*cking amazing if it makes him think I believe him for one second. Now the guy I was f*cking for 2 weeks, he thinks he’s amazing in bed…Not even close. I faked it everytime. He is harsh and I am pretty sure he lives with his mom. He’s short, he’s fat, and he thinks he’s funny…OMG what makes it better is he’s a comedian. He none the less thinks he can just show up out of the blue after not talking to me for a week for sex. Now this would be ok if we had an agreement that we would be friends with benefits. But we don’t, he never comes over when I want it. Men f*cking suck, yet there isn’t a moment that goes by that I can’t live without them….bastards..