spritzed with pee and poo MULTIPLE times

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Just a quick note to mention the fun I’ve been having last night and today!!  In the middle of the night, I’m quickly attending to the baby so Roy can sleep (hopefully undisturbed.)  I figure the baby is starting to fuss – and we’re in bed with Roy.  So I go to change him.  I decide to be "quick" so we don’t have an accident.  I SWEAR, as soon as I place the new, fresh diaper under his tushy, i get SHOT with poo!!  SHOT!  Yes!  How sick is that?!  It was just a drop, but it came out under pressure (as I had his legs lifted to place the new diaper!!)  Great!  So I clean that up so I can lay down again.  Then later…  I am just peeking into the diaper and WHAMO!  I get shot with a STREAM of nice, warm urine!! How he manages to time it just so is KILLING ME!! 

That’s not all folks.  I put him on the changing table and just was going to do a quick PEEK to see what I was dealing with in his diaper…  and wouldn’t ya know it?!  He’s in the MIDDLE of a STREAM of urine!!  And he doesn’t care that he pees all over himself (sometimes even hits himself in the face!!)  He’s actually a bit HAPPIER I’ve noticed after the deed is done!! 

What a little rapscallion!!

I just had him on the webcam so my parents could see him.  They watched him fuss while propped upright on the couch.  And they saw him engage in his "tummy time" on the quilt my mother sent us.  Better go.  Little Bob is pooping and he’s kicking up a storm on his quilt!!