You know I’ve been drunk a thousand times…

“…And these should be the best days of my life,
Life, it’s not what I thought it was.”
The Wonder Stuff, Size Of A Cow.

Today I went to a car boot sale and indoor market with my paternal figures. We then went to a pub for dinner.

The market was alright. I bought myself filters for making rollies and a slave ring. What do you mean you don’t know what a slave ring is? It is a ring which is attached to a bracelet or wrist strap by a chain. My ring is black with a fake jewel on it and the wrist strap is black with three metal studs on it. It’s quite cool. Well, it’ll do untill I can afford the one I want. I’m actually wearing it now.

I did see something I wanted but I did not even ask how much it costs. It is a limited edition signed picture of David Boreanaz, complete with certificate of authenticity. I wish.

I’m sorry but how sad was my day?

“What did you do today?”

I went to a car boot sale with my parents and looked at things I could not possibly afford.”

“How old are you?”

“23.”

“You don’t have a life, do you?”

“A life? What’s that then?”

I’m feeling a bit down, in case you did not guess. I’m just sick of it.

Don’t forget you can still submit your questions for my 300th entry.

Will