Why won’t she just GIVE UP?

You may remeber me previously mentioning my housemates ex (in the house she is now called the psychotic pigmy). Anyway, I went out to a rock night last night, as per, and she was there, as per.

I was on my own ‘cos my housemate did not want to come out. She invited me to sit with her and I refused, citing the fact that I wanted to think about things.

Later, she came over to speak to me. And try to kiss me. She told me that she wants me, has done for a while now and what she wants, she gets. However, she is ignoring two things:
1) I have a stuborn streak wider than an intergalactic bypass and
2) I would not be interested in her if we were the last two people on earth and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?

She also claimed that my housemate was looking for me the previous night, despite the fact that he knew I was not going to be out.

So, I have a challenge. Should be fun. Life has been pretty boring up till now, so I say to her bring it on, bitch!

One other thing. Remember the job I said I had applied for? The one with the strange interview? Well, the recruitment firm they used phoned for me yesterday. I have to phone back on Monday.

Wish me luck.