Unfortunate names

Update: March 12, 1998
Lamon O Brain’T Ragland
Yesuto Khari-Djimon Johnson
Ginuwine Topaz Colon
Yalexcia Delanie McField
Adante Amiri Seay
Nyja Octavious Colquhoun
Bishop Marquis Jordan Simmons
Precious Lee’Ann Snead
Je’Mel Larmar Davis
Mohogany NaJohna X-Zavia Davis
Dove Eveana-Lashun Green
Lakeenya Cokeisha Love
Sa’Tasia Tajanique Morley
Lakota Shawnee Salina Slocum
Malik J-Stylz Davis
Jahnesty Boneshia Jameet Joiner
Desiyur Tenahji Dante Ortiz
Javonne Dominique LaTriece Jones

Update: February 12, 1998
Kieran Colin O’Halloran (how Irish can one child be?)
Na’faran De’zjuan Aihmadd Scott
Bharana Gollamudi
Mukuka Erika Bwalya Mulenga
Chancellor Philip Schafer
Justice Kyair Lafan Jones
Lexus Leanda Rena Hernandez
Shiasia Kamari Shaleese Chambers
Du’Shawn Jamal Hemphill
Destiny Lizette Acosta
Ja Quan Mar Shaun Green
Ja’Lyian Monae Hibbert
Freemonta Lydell Strong
and…the winner this week…
Zaipo-Tcheischai De Ahapahee Oula IV.

Previous Poor Children

Those Poor Twins
Ramyr Tiaz and Maziya Taabu Smith
Jeremy Michael and Jeffrey Matthew Luther
Kushindo Roma Wynee Ella McDuffie and Kushangaza Susan Rose Ellsie McDuffie

The Apostrophes
Je’Vone Marell Noble
Ty’Asia Elise Dawson
A’Quarius Chiyon Ebony LeNair Harris
Ge E’Irra Deitra Heard
La’Rhonda Larece Thomas
Dave’sha Latazhane Matthews
Ja’Quan Jaymes McGill
Trae’von De’Quan Tivers
Sim’Mya Monique Anderson
Ani’Vreh Laz’Mone Whyte
Ja’Queez Jamarie Long
Essence Mon’Et Johnson
R’Mani Mo’Ney King
Deon’E Tahjaye Hazelwood
D’Ogenay Amaru ShiWanda Daniels
K’Qan Matthew Washington
Tre’Shaun Jamal Shaiheim Presha
Ny’Asia Otisha Broomfield
Tishawna Bre’lle Stokes
Mar Q’Uan Divine Gibson
D’Aaron George Johnson
Da’Zheonna Monet Cotton
Ta’Jia Aseian Dayjana Mayo

Names That Weren’t Names To Start Out With
Mercedes Evette Velazquez
Mercedes G’Ana Strickland
Mercedes Marie Planteny
Essence Armani House
Eric Armani Ponder
Malaysia Swanque Davonne
Stormm Ledelle Tucker
President Stanley Scott
Cormeaka Fantasia Lee
Autumn Skye Halter
Kayrel Crucial Dunmore
Rwanda Mhyasia Douglas
Summer Marie Aikin
China Aariana Brown
Capri Nyree Carlos
Kyiesha Monet Ellington
Kashiyah Asia-Monet Washington
Ryder Richard DeVrieze
Charisma Marshe Glover
Jewelle Angelie Roman

They Certainly Are…
Unique Monet Ragans
Tereca Unique-Nina Ruffin
Dyasia Eunique Harris
Starasia Unique Afreca Love McCoy
Emani Unique Sweeney
Miyesha Unique Rotan

Off By One Letter
Brookly Beatrice Noel Santiago
Kennedi Gataiah Wright
Trenity Jerome Taylor-Harrington
Prestije Monae Majors
Honeysty Monique Precious Parker
Affiniti Ajana Campbell

They’re Virtues, Aren’t They?
Graceon Drue Bell
Torianah Honesty Downs

Better Make Sure It’s Not “Density”
Tyauje Destiny Bonnie Fulmore
Destiny Tamra Monet Harris
Destiny Lynn Gonzalez
Destiny Labrice Holley
Destiny Monet Phillips
Alycia Destiny Irene Douglas

Wasn’t That A Beanfield War?
Milagros Marie Lights

The Hyphens
Latiasia Marie-Denise Youngblood
Suzzette Beverly-Sheeree Meyer
Prince-Jeremiha Meccavelo Muhammad
Chy-Tina Marie Patterson
Nigel Shareaf-Dre Cory Samuels
Joyce Sha-Bria Chey’Anne Baulkman
Marquel Ka-Von Walker

Isn’t That A Car Company?
Glexis Ann Hamilton

An Alternative to “Caitlin”
Cortlynn Alexis Waters

‘Spose These Kids’ll Get Mixed Up If They’re In The Same Class?
Tiana Shaunice Fruster
Tionna Nyree Griffin
Christascha Tiona Knight

I’d Like to Buy an “N”, Pat. Maybe an “H”, too.
Lilliannah Etain Morgannah DeFeo

La, De, Da, Ja, Mi, Sir, Ke, Dy, Tre.
LaShawn Shawn Divine Henry, Jr.
Jahad LaVelle Anthony Simmons
Breden DeNae Gibson
Tyriece De Jaun Kimmons
DaJanique Diamond Dowdell Montgomery
JaVonna Keahnee Janae Walker
MiKayla Taylor Baiera
SirVante Davion Eugene Parnell
Ke Shaen Ya Keem Alexander
DyQuan Sherman
TreShon Maurice Heard

Maybe They’ll Go By Their Middle Name…
Shanaree Alicia Beaty
Tydajah Amanda Terrell
Makayala Grace Ann Button
Zaiarda Belinda Gonzalez
Kidanny Alexis Reyes
Alezia Marie Harvey
Daejhan Clyde Starkes
Zuril Chandler Hendrick
Hylin Juanita Smith

…Or Maybe Not.
Viajeria Treonna Antonette Moore
Justin Pooh Larregui
Nikkiynn Parlato
Carmen Yahiliana Ramos

Name Overkill
Jasmine Lynette Tasha Ann Knight
Matthew Anton Danial Scott Kelley

The Repetitive Redundant Name
Amarrie Marie Eddington

The “That Poor Child” Hall of Fame
Mychael Shy-Sonda Liza-Ann Lee-Ida Conner II
Starasia
Unique Afreca Love McCoy
R’Mani Mo’Ney King
Kushindo Roma Wynee Ella McDuffie
Kushangaza Susan Rose Ellsie McDuffie
K’Qan Matthew Washington
Joyce Sha-Bria Chey’Anne Baulkman
Justin Pooh Larregui
Da’Zheonna Monet Cotton

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