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At the setting of the sun and in the morning we will remember them
about 6 hours ago from mobile web

Bro’s before high-ho’s dude
about 17 hours ago from Digsby

RT @nickjfrost I think they should put toll booths on F1 tracks. It’d be interesting to see the drivers fumbling for change every lap.
about 23 hours ago from Digsby

Can someone explain why I got a flyer admonishing me for leaving my belongings unattended when I’m sat here with them?
3:26 PM Nov 10th from Digsby

RT @rcjohnso If there’s a bright center to the universe I’m on the airline that it’s farthest from.
3:03 PM Nov 10th from Digsby

So, let’s see if I’ve got this. People are upset because on a competition supposedly decided by the public they… let the public decide.
4:42 PM Nov 9th from Digsby

Lucky Will is lucky
4:21 PM Nov 8th from Digsby

#realfilmsnotpornfilms The Box
5:41 PM Nov 7th from web

New headphones are new! And awesome
2:07 PM Nov 7th from Digsby

Well I beg your pardon, walk the straight and narrow track
3:24 PM Nov 6th from Digsby

New Dr Who and Top gear on the same day? Why BBC, you’re really spoiling us!
6:08 PM Nov 5th from Digsby

RT @simonpegg To those of you considering watching V For Vendetta tonight. Don’t watch it, READ IT!!
3:56 PM Nov 5th from Digsby

If I had the surname Pjanic I’d call my kid Don’t
8:36 PM Nov 4th from mobile web

Look, we’ve all got something to contribute to this discussion. And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence
4:08 PM Nov 4th from Digsby

I just lost the game
5:35 PM Nov 2nd from Digsby

First I knew that Dundee is on the west coast
2:05 PM Nov 1st from mobile web

50,000 words in 30 days? I think i can manage that…
12:11 PM Nov 1st from Digsby

RT @serafinowiczRT @jimmycarrThe Catholic Church say Hallowe’en has an ‘undercurrent of the occult’. Don’t they worship a benevolent zombie?
11:56 AM Oct 31st from Digsby

As a Capricorn, I don’t believe in astrology.
2:26 PM Oct 29th from Digsby

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up, because that cunt’s a cunt.
4:35 PM Oct 28th from Digsby

“Weren’t you that 5 years ago? Don’t you think you should let it go?”
2:51 PM Oct 28th from Digsby

Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sign the blues
12:04 PM Oct 28th from Digsby

Not looking forward to Thursday. Even less so a week on Thursday
5:08 PM Oct 27th from Digsby

What would happen if cats developed opposable thumbs and became our overlords?
5:09 PM Oct 26th from Digsby

RT @Glinner: http://bit.ly/2NqKEI In case you missed it last night… letter from director of ‘Crash’ on why he’s done with Scientology
1:14 PM Oct 26th from Digsby

It’s just I’ve been twelve for a very long time.
2:01 PM Oct 24th from Digsby

Support White Poppies for Peace, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://bit.ly/tjS0R
4:32 PM Oct 23rd from Twibbon

Thought about #bbcqt: should have had less q’s about BNP in general, more about issues. Still didn’t work out well for #fathitler though
4:03 PM Oct 23rd from Digsby

THAT’s why you let the fucker on. So he can exopse the truth about himeslf and his party. #bbcqt
11:44 PM Oct 22nd from Digsby

RT @charltonbrooker Did he really just complain about the cancellation of guided tours of the Lake District? #bbcqt
11:20 PM Oct 22nd from Digsby

RT @OhMyVag: (@jontypryor) This is exactly the reason I don’t believe in no platfrom. Fumbling twat. #bbcqt
10:57 PM Oct 22nd from Digsby

Anyone got a link to the video mentioned? #bbcqt
10:52 PM Oct 22nd from Digsby

Staycation? The fuck? THAT’S less embarassing than didn’t have a holiday?
9:19 PM Oct 21st from Digsby

RT @charltonbrooker: About to sit a politics exam? Tattoo this on your arm: http://bit.ly/1jEo3e (via @mccandelish)
7:56 PM Oct 20th from Digsby

One day when you’re older that’ll turn out to be a gift.
6:01 PM Oct 20th from Digsby

Joss Whedon to direct Glee! http://digs.by/aC0 #nerdgasm!
10:35 PM Oct 19th from Digsby

Sorry, have to ask. Why am I supposed to be impressed that someone went on telly last night and DID THEIR FRAKKING JOB?
3:47 PM Oct 19th from Digsby

RT@simonpeg I wonder if the Heenes were simply planning a UFO hoax rather than the whole #balloonboy thing.If not, they are supremely twatty
8:51 PM Oct 18th from Digsby

Heard back from jobcentre. Letter explains nothing and is wildly inaccurate. Looks like it’s time for round 3.
12:16 PM Oct 17th from Digsby

Talk Talk demonstrates why disconnection plan is ‘nieve’ http://digs.by/YoV
12:34 PM Oct 16th from Digsby

Still no response from job centre. No call from council. Any wonder I think they’re both completely frakking useless?
9:06 PM Oct 13th from Digsby

Is it true that there’s a point on a man’s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?
4:44 PM Oct 12th from Digsby

Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
8:19 PM Oct 11th from Digsby

Anyone recommend some decent novel writing software?
5:54 PM Oct 11th from Digsby

Right. Need to find someone with a Siemans mobile phone. Perferably a J700
1:38 PM Oct 9th from Digsby

Why am I getting emails about people not being able to log in to a uni system?
9:28 PM Oct 8th from Digsby

RT @SFXmagazine: Doctor Who fans, take note. Vintage Jon Pertwee interview now up at http://bit.ly/4vg94C
4:01 PM Oct 7th from Digsby

New Dr Who logo! http://digs.by/Ucj
1:33 PM Oct 7th from Digsby

Do not adjust your mind. There is a fault in reality
5:09 PM Oct 6th from Digsby

RT @DerrenBrown: Blog post: Pareidoilia: Haunting Face Crying A River Of Tears As Glacier Melts Into The Sea http://bit.ly/W7F5Y
11:23 AM Oct 5th from Digsby

Hmmm. Should I, or should I not, join the pirates society?
12:10 PM Sep 30th from Digsby

Note to self: do not stay up all night watching Degrassi: TNG
10:58 PM Sep 29th from Digsby

RT @saabrian RT @archetypo: #Guinea massacre toll put at 157 | BBC http://bit.ly/4SkS4 Why is this not trending? Pls RT
6:30 PM Sep 29th from Digsby

Vodaphone or Orange? Or should I wait to see what they offer first?
3:41 PM Sep 29th from Digsby

Why do my left earphones hate me?
3:17 PM Sep 27th from Digsby

Until you find the Kingdom of Hades, your bodies will stay as lifeless as stone.
1:58 PM Sep 25th from Digsby

Planning a celebratory Spaced marathon today
3:56 PM Sep 24th from Digsby

Really, really don’t want to go to the dentist today
10:54 AM Sep 24thfrom Digsby

Wish I could afford to do this: http://digs.by/OFy
11:24 AM Sep 23rd from Digsby

Can’t use my laptop in the LRC at the moment :¬(
12:26 PM Sep 22nd from web

Middlesbrough jobcentre are a bunch of fucking twats
10:07 AM Sep 21st from Digsby

How much added time in the Manchester derby?
4:44 PM Sep 20th from mobile web

Grrr! Bloody headphones playin’ up on me. Anyone got a spare handsfree set for a Samsung phone?
2:21 PM Sep 19th from Digsby

me Beatles music collection be finally complete. Woo!
1:13 PM Sep 19th from Digsby

That was weird. Switched off Sgt. Pepper in Superdrug to discover they were playing a Lennon song in store.
3:44 PM Sep 18th from Digsby

On a Beatles kick at the moment. Have I ever said how much they rock?
2:06 PM Sep 18th from Digsby

Anyone know where in Boro I can get narrow ruled paper that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg?
6:02 PM Sep 17th from Digsby

Dickhead housemate is now dickhead ex-housemate
12:39 PM Sep 17th from mobile web

Fucking dickhead fucking bastard fucking housemate and his fucking dickhead fucking bastard fucking friends!
4:56 PM Sep 16th from Digsby

TTZ issue 4! http://digs.by/LW4 Go! Read! I wrote for it!
11:28 AM Sep 16th from Digsby

Was wondering why I had Golddigger stuck in my head. Then I remembered watching Glee
1:41 PM Sep 14th from Digsby

I’ve still to be convinced that the world actually needs a 3d mo-cap remake of Yellow Submarine.
1:43 PM Sep 12th from Digsby

He’s getting a tatto yeah, he’s getting ink done
9:55 AM Sep 11th from Digsby

Fucking jobcentre cunts fucking up my fucking payment again
10:30 AM Sep 10th from Digsby

My plans for tonight? Pray for a miracle!
11:23 AM Sep 9th from Digsby

Well, that was randomly random.
11:00 AM Sep 7th from Digsby

Fucking Middlesbrough House fucking up my fucking housing benefits application yat a fucking gain!
1:51 PM Sep 5th from Digsby

Frak! It really should not be this bloody difficult to get an incense burner in this godsforsaken town!
4:34 PM Sep 4th from web

RT @serafinowicz @TommyConfidence: Jesus! Hitler really hates those Downfall parodies… http://tinyurl.com/mwdv5k
10:58 AM Sep 4th from Digsby

RT @konamicodesites: Konami Code is back on Facebook 😉 (thanks everyone)
5:23 PM Sep 3rd from Digsby

There is no present or future, only the past, happening over and over again, now.
1:05 PM Sep 3rd from Digsby

RT @Cultsha: – Harry Redknapp Suspected of Perverting the Course of Football – http://tinyurl.com/llquk5
3:19 PM Sep 2nd from Digsby

Well said, that man: http://digs.by/AyS
11:35 AM Sep 1st from Digsby

The secret to not having a hangover? Wake up still drunk!
2:03 PM Aug 29th from web

Mere mortals cannot hurt me. For I possess the PINK LEOPARD PRINT KEY OF DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
3:34 PM Aug 28th from web

Fuck off to the fucking fucker who nicked my fucking book!
6:51 PM Aug 27th from mobile web

Why oh why can someone not invent a machine that automatically breaks your shoes in for you?
5:22 PM Aug 27th from Digsby

James Cook House is staffed by a bunch of fucking useless fucking wanker fucking idiots
9:41 AM Aug 27th from Digsby

Now, this looks awesome: http://digs.by/69o
9:57 AM Aug 26th from Digsby

Just got a book about parliament. Hoping to get an answer to something
2:09 PM Aug 25th from mobile web

Waiting to go and enroll on a creative writing course. Thank FSM for Stieg Larsson
11:36 AM Aug 24th from mobile web

The Dark Knight may be the finest, most stunning “blockbuster” film ever
7:26 PM Aug 23rd from mobile web

Just watched The Brothers Bloom. Fucking amazing
7:38 PM Aug 22nd from mobile web

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie
1:37 PM Aug 22nd from Digsby

A b g n. That’s bang out of order
7:24 PM Aug 21st from mobile web

Frak. I just lost the game
11:11 PM Aug 20th from mobile web

Blah
2:48 PM Aug 20th from Digsby

RT @NorthEastTweets: What happened when Sky News took images from Twitter? checkit out & RT http://bit.ly/A8lc4 #skypic RT @Joscelyn
5:43 PM Aug 19th from Digsby

Thinking about going to this: http://digs.by/2jp Any other takers?
12:36 PM Aug 19th from Digsby

Oh great, X Factor’s back. So, so glad I don’t own a TV.
10:56 AM Aug 18th from Digsby

Look, Middlesbrough, i’ll say this just the once: HANDS OFF LEE MILLER!
4:55 PM Aug 17th from Digsby

New series of Mad Men. Yay!
12:50 PM Aug 17th from Digsby

Bugger. Anyone got a defense they don’t need?
2:56 PM Aug 15th from Digsby

C’MON THE DONS!
11:33 AM Aug 15th from Digsby

Time travel for dummies: http://digs.by/i8
8:24 PM Aug 13th from Digsby

Support #welovetheNHS, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! – http://twibbon.com/join/wel…
5:46 PM Aug 13th from web

Dunno which was worse last night. Scotlands performance or the refs.
12:44 PM Aug 13th from Digsby

The scotland game tonight with beer and good company. Looking forward to it.
3:08 PM Aug 12th from Digsby

Another day, another rejection. Ahh well, keep trying
12:53 PM Aug 12th from Digsby

Should they not have made sure he was able to do it BEFORE they announced that Schumacher was coming back? Just a thought.
11:02 AM Aug 11th from Digsby

If you gotta grow up sometime you’ve to do it on your own
4:18 PM Aug 10th from Digsby

There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are either well written or badly written. That is all
11:14 AM Aug 10th from Digsby

When did people decide to go through my fucking mother rather than talk to me?
10:27 PM Aug 9th from mobile web

One more email then she’s out of my life for fucking good.
12:11 PM Aug 8th from Digsby

RT @serafinowicz: Wow. If you haven’t already read “Sincerely, John Hughes” —http://u.nu/98xr (via @PFTompkins)
12:00 PM Aug 7th from Digsby

RIP John Hughs. Thanks for showing me my dream car.
10:09 AM Aug 7th from Digsby

Fucking hell! This is a bit extreme: http://tinyurl.com/qoedam
5:16 PM Aug 6th from web

Finished watching The Wire yesterday. Fucking amazing.
11:26 AM Aug 6th from Digsby

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