The Spikes

This is an idea pinched from Polter-Cow, and renamed the Spikes. All awards are decided by me so no complaining.

Let’s get started.

Best English diary:DeathWarmedUp

Best Welsh diary:Cosmic

Best American diary:Corbeau

Best diary from Down Under:Weeping Willow

Best Rant Diary:The Scum Bag

Best for introducing me to a public diary:Rodge

Best name:lazylinepainterjane

Best diary for real-life:Pravda

Best for giving me an award (The Money Is In The Post award):Polter-Cow

Best flirting with me:Corbeau “YAY! PARTY PARTY! *grabs Will* Hey, you said grab a person. *snogs Will shamelessly*”…”Not Scary. Shaggable. Look at yourself in the mirror every morning and say that. Not Scary. Shaggable. Take two sugar pills and call me in the morning – Doctor’s Orders.”…”You can line dance, Kevin Spacey is your favourite actor and you have a sense of humour, you love Cherry Garcia ice cream… I just don’t see why girls aren’t beating down your door. I would be.”

Best asking for a lap dance:Karma Girl “A lapdance and a carton of beer would do nicely, thanks.”

Best strange notes (Quote Me! award):Rodge “I like being quoted! PLEASE QUOTE ME AGAIN!”…”RYN: THIS NOTE IS INTERESTING!!!”

Best film reviews:Polter-Cow

Best at handing awards award:ME!!!!!!!

See you lot later.

Will

Polter-Cow

September 6, 2001

Dude! I got a film review Spike! That’s better than an Academy Award! Sweet! Thanks! P.S. The check is in the mail.

woo hoo!! I won an award!! I’d like to thank… well WIll of course for being such a kick arse presenter! But most of all I’d like to thank myself for having the sense to pay for the internet and then use OD to… ramble in people’s diaries!! Man!!! Still, THANKS EVERYONE! :oÞ

Rodge

September 7, 2001

Ohhh! I got lotsa awards, but not the one I was rooting for… anyway, I can now begin an “awards I have won” section on my DD! Thanks!

WOOO HOOOOO! Dual Spikes! Yahoo! I’ll have to make you a little button too. I’m serious about the breaking down your door thing. =o) It’ll happen one day. 😉 Have a Fantabulous weekend! ~

*sniff sniff* fine, well Will i will have to leave you horrible ryhming notes now. cause it smells like cheese, thats our louise and it looks like mould, its got a little cold see how bad that is cause i won’t be mad, i will be sad

Oh my God! *screams like a girlie* I got best English diary! I’d like to thank my manager, my mom (I LOVE YOU MOM!), and God (I LOVE YOU GOD)! Dean (aka DeathWarmedUp)