Note to publishers:

When publishing a book please, please, for the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster put something on the back of the book about the contents.* Yes, it’s nice that the book has got good reviews, yes, it’s nice that it has won awards. But if I don’t know what the book as about, I’m not particularly inclined to buy it. Kthxbi.

Will

*On hardback books, the inside flap of the sleeve cover will suffice.

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March 15, 2010

I agree!

March 15, 2010

I agree!

March 15, 2010

I agree!

March 15, 2010

I agree!

March 15, 2010

i concur also. I think it’s bad publishing etiquette not to blurb some kind of information. Blurbs are good! It keeps people away when there’s no blurby goodness.

March 15, 2010

i concur also. I think it’s bad publishing etiquette not to blurb some kind of information. Blurbs are good! It keeps people away when there’s no blurby goodness.

March 15, 2010

i concur also. I think it’s bad publishing etiquette not to blurb some kind of information. Blurbs are good! It keeps people away when there’s no blurby goodness.

March 15, 2010

i concur also. I think it’s bad publishing etiquette not to blurb some kind of information. Blurbs are good! It keeps people away when there’s no blurby goodness.

March 15, 2010

ryn: Hrm. I do remember you explaining why you were doing it a while ago. It seemed manipulative of her. Unfair.

March 15, 2010

ryn: Hrm. I do remember you explaining why you were doing it a while ago. It seemed manipulative of her. Unfair.

March 15, 2010

ryn: Hrm. I do remember you explaining why you were doing it a while ago. It seemed manipulative of her. Unfair.

March 15, 2010

ryn: Hrm. I do remember you explaining why you were doing it a while ago. It seemed manipulative of her. Unfair.

Couldn’t agree more.

Couldn’t agree more.

Couldn’t agree more.

Couldn’t agree more.

March 15, 2010

A-freakin-men… If I can’t find a blurb about the plot, I don’t pursue it any further. I don’t care if the cover contains endorsements from Shakespeare, Hemingway and J. Christ himself.

March 15, 2010

A-freakin-men… If I can’t find a blurb about the plot, I don’t pursue it any further. I don’t care if the cover contains endorsements from Shakespeare, Hemingway and J. Christ himself.

March 15, 2010

A-freakin-men… If I can’t find a blurb about the plot, I don’t pursue it any further. I don’t care if the cover contains endorsements from Shakespeare, Hemingway and J. Christ himself.

March 15, 2010

A-freakin-men… If I can’t find a blurb about the plot, I don’t pursue it any further. I don’t care if the cover contains endorsements from Shakespeare, Hemingway and J. Christ himself.

Quite right – there needs to be some kind of hint. 🙂

Quite right – there needs to be some kind of hint. 🙂

Quite right – there needs to be some kind of hint. 🙂

Quite right – there needs to be some kind of hint. 🙂

March 15, 2010

You tell ’em! That’s even more annoying than the books that start with eight or ten pages of reviews for either the novel in your hands or other novels by the same author. If I still needed a review of the book in my hands it wouldn’t be in my hands! If the book’s any GOOD I’ll look up books by the same author. Get ON with it! (That’s a huge pet peeve of mine because I’m the type of person who actually READS stuff like Forwards/Author’s Notes/The Author Wishes To Thank/Etc. and I’ll get two pages into the reviews before I realize I’m wasting my time.) *hehehe* To get back on topic… unless I’m already familiar with the author (in which case I don’t need the reviews to sell me on the latest book) I need a blurb about the plot! I CAN’T go into a book cold-turkey, just like I can’t watch a movie without SOME idea what I’m getting into. I need a mind-set to spring-board from so I’m in the right ‘mood’ for the adventure inside. Another pet peeve: A summary that’s misleading. For example, don’t make me think it’s a creepy ghost story and then not deliver any ghosts! Don’t make it sound like an adventure on the moon and then never leave the ground! (

March 15, 2010

You tell ’em! That’s even more annoying than the books that start with eight or ten pages of reviews for either the novel in your hands or other novels by the same author. If I still needed a review of the book in my hands it wouldn’t be in my hands! If the book’s any GOOD I’ll look up books by the same author. Get ON with it! (That’s a huge pet peeve of mine because I’m the type of person who actually READS stuff like Forwards/Author’s Notes/The Author Wishes To Thank/Etc. and I’ll get two pages into the reviews before I realize I’m wasting my time.) *hehehe* To get back on topic… unless I’m already familiar with the author (in which case I don’t need the reviews to sell me on the latest book) I need a blurb about the plot! I CAN’T go into a book cold-turkey, just like I can’t watch a movie without SOME idea what I’m getting into. I need a mind-set to spring-board from so I’m in the right ‘mood’ for the adventure inside. Another pet peeve: A summary that’s misleading. For example, don’t make me think it’s a creepy ghost story and then not deliver any ghosts! Don’t make it sound like an adventure on the moon and then never leave the ground! (

March 15, 2010

You tell ’em! That’s even more annoying than the books that start with eight or ten pages of reviews for either the novel in your hands or other novels by the same author. If I still needed a review of the book in my hands it wouldn’t be in my hands! If the book’s any GOOD I’ll look up books by the same author. Get ON with it! (That’s a huge pet peeve of mine because I’m the type of person who actually READS stuff like Forwards/Author’s Notes/The Author Wishes To Thank/Etc. and I’ll get two pages into the reviews before I realize I’m wasting my time.) *hehehe* To get back on topic… unless I’m already familiar with the author (in which case I don’t need the reviews to sell me on the latest book) I need a blurb about the plot! I CAN’T go into a book cold-turkey, just like I can’t watch a movie without SOME idea what I’m getting into. I need a mind-set to spring-board from so I’m in the right ‘mood’ for the adventure inside. Another pet peeve: A summary that’s misleading. For example, don’t make me think it’s a creepy ghost story and then not deliver any ghosts! Don’t make it sound like an adventure on the moon and then never leave the ground! (

March 15, 2010

You tell ’em! That’s even more annoying than the books that start with eight or ten pages of reviews for either the novel in your hands or other novels by the same author. If I still needed a review of the book in my hands it wouldn’t be in my hands! If the book’s any GOOD I’ll look up books by the same author. Get ON with it! (That’s a huge pet peeve of mine because I’m the type of person who actually READS stuff like Forwards/Author’s Notes/The Author Wishes To Thank/Etc. and I’ll get two pages into the reviews before I realize I’m wasting my time.) *hehehe* To get back on topic… unless I’m already familiar with the author (in which case I don’t need the reviews to sell me on the latest book) I need a blurb about the plot! I CAN’T go into a book cold-turkey, just like I can’t watch a movie without SOME idea what I’m getting into. I need a mind-set to spring-board from so I’m in the right ‘mood’ for the adventure inside. Another pet peeve: A summary that’s misleading. For example, don’t make me think it’s a creepy ghost story and then not deliver any ghosts! Don’t make it sound like an adventure on the moon and then never leave the ground! (

March 15, 2010

Oops, OD cut off the end of my note: …and then never leave the ground! (I’ve had both happen, the first was a movie called “Walled In” (It’s listed as a “Supernatural Horror” when there isn’t a single supernatural thing anywhere in it.) and the other was an old-school sci-fi novel (I think it was probably a Wells or Verne though I’m blanking on the title.) where the entire book is about getting READY to blast off. If I’d known what they were about I might have enjoyed them instead of reaching the end and feeling incredibly disappointed! ~Shady

March 15, 2010

Oops, OD cut off the end of my note: …and then never leave the ground! (I’ve had both happen, the first was a movie called “Walled In” (It’s listed as a “Supernatural Horror” when there isn’t a single supernatural thing anywhere in it.) and the other was an old-school sci-fi novel (I think it was probably a Wells or Verne though I’m blanking on the title.) where the entire book is about getting READY to blast off. If I’d known what they were about I might have enjoyed them instead of reaching the end and feeling incredibly disappointed! ~Shady

March 15, 2010

Oops, OD cut off the end of my note: …and then never leave the ground! (I’ve had both happen, the first was a movie called “Walled In” (It’s listed as a “Supernatural Horror” when there isn’t a single supernatural thing anywhere in it.) and the other was an old-school sci-fi novel (I think it was probably a Wells or Verne though I’m blanking on the title.) where the entire book is about getting READY to blast off. If I’d known what they were about I might have enjoyed them instead of reaching the end and feeling incredibly disappointed! ~Shady

March 15, 2010

Oops, OD cut off the end of my note: …and then never leave the ground! (I’ve had both happen, the first was a movie called “Walled In” (It’s listed as a “Supernatural Horror” when there isn’t a single supernatural thing anywhere in it.) and the other was an old-school sci-fi novel (I think it was probably a Wells or Verne though I’m blanking on the title.) where the entire book is about getting READY to blast off. If I’d known what they were about I might have enjoyed them instead of reaching the end and feeling incredibly disappointed! ~Shady

March 17, 2010

Yes! Most of the time when that happens, and I’m not quite willing to shell out the money for a book I know nothing about, I’ll go home and scope out the synopsis on Goodreads and then buy it – or not. Reviews rarely tell me if I’ll like the book; only that the reviewer did or didn’t.

March 17, 2010

Yes! Most of the time when that happens, and I’m not quite willing to shell out the money for a book I know nothing about, I’ll go home and scope out the synopsis on Goodreads and then buy it – or not. Reviews rarely tell me if I’ll like the book; only that the reviewer did or didn’t.

March 17, 2010

Yes! Most of the time when that happens, and I’m not quite willing to shell out the money for a book I know nothing about, I’ll go home and scope out the synopsis on Goodreads and then buy it – or not. Reviews rarely tell me if I’ll like the book; only that the reviewer did or didn’t.

March 17, 2010

Yes! Most of the time when that happens, and I’m not quite willing to shell out the money for a book I know nothing about, I’ll go home and scope out the synopsis on Goodreads and then buy it – or not. Reviews rarely tell me if I’ll like the book; only that the reviewer did or didn’t.

April 7, 2010

Hell yes.

April 7, 2010

Hell yes.

April 7, 2010

Hell yes.

April 7, 2010

Hell yes.