INDEED!

“You see him in your nightmares, you’ll see him in your dreams.”
Nick Cave, Red Right Hand.

I just took the ‘Are you evil?’ test at emode. This is what it has to say about me…
General evilness:
Yup, you’re definitely very evil. Hell is holding a little room with your name on it. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Lots of successful people have been evil: Donald Trump, Montgomery Burns, Martha Stewart.) You find others’ pain funny. So what? You’re a sneaky backstabber, luring your prey close, then striking like a vulture. But a cute, cuddly, appearances-can-be-deceiving vulture. Often, the snake lurking inside you will put your evilness to work in the bedroom solely for your own amusement. But we all have our faults, right? So if you want to change your ways, try to think about how you would feel if someone did to you what you do to the rest of the world. Or don’t. Whatever. Evil is great just don’t kill anyone with your mind. Keep reading for more evil details!

Sexual evilness:
We’re all slaves to our urges some just more than others. Sure, you probably shake it a little to get your way, but you don’t beat yourself up over it (unless you’re into that, of course). For your own sake, realize that getting hurt sexually generally stings more than being burnt with your clothes on. So even if your pillow pal has a mean set of love handles, keep it to yourself. Just listen to that little voice in your head (no, not that one), and the evil sex thing will stop.

Passive agressiveness:
Yes, you’re always smiling, but you hold grudges for years, repress your anger, and then blow up in conniving ways you’ve got “postal worker” written all over you. If you want to stop the migraines, look into anger-management classes at the local Y. Passive-aggressive people are often very sympathetic, which is why they hide their anger. So take solace in knowing you’re still coming off as kind-hearted, you sneaky, two-faced back-stabber.

Black heartedness:
Ooo hoo you’re one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader’s helmet. For goodness’ sake, next time think about that old lady’s feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it’s all part of being a free spirit who doesn’t answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it’s a fun way to live. But be careful it all comes full-circle in the end.

The postal worker thing is quite funny, as I used to be a postie. But, just to prove that I’m not actually that evil, get a free photo of yourself here