If we all hold hands and very quietly shout

I really don’t know what inspired me to post this song…

Because I’m nothing if not a bandwagon jumper, here’s my answers to the housing survey doing the rounds.  And because I can’t stand shouting, I’ve taken it out of all caps.  You’re welcome.

Do you live in a house or an apartment?

A flat.  An apartment over here is a luxury type place.  I do not live in a luxury type place

Would you say it is big or small?

It’s a decent size, but the use of space is wrong IMHO.  The living room is too big and the kitchen too small

Do you have a welcome mat?

Nope

Do you have a dishwasher or do you have to do your dishes by hand?

Hand wash.  I don’t really use enough dishes on a daily basis to require a dishwasher

How many plants do you have inside?

None.  Considering that I once killed a cactus by not watering it enough, it’s a good thing for the plants

Do you have a special place that you put your keys?

I have a hook I put up on the wall, right at the top of the stairs to the front door, beside the coathooks

Is your refrigerator stocked with anything?

Dr Pepper.  Red wine vinegar (I need it for when I want to make sweet and sour chicken)

Where do you keep your bread?

In the fridge.  That’s when I actually have some in

Is your bathroom clean?

Cleanish

What is your bathroom’s theme?

Doesn’t really have one

How many rugs do you have in your dwelling space?

Just the one in the living room

Do you know your neighbors?

Nope.  Well, kinda know the guys who run the shop downstairs

Are there any stray cats around?

Most likely

Do you have a DVD player in your bedroom?

Nope

Which room would you say you spend the most time in?

Living room

Do you have a pool or jacuzzi where you live?

Nope

What is your favorite DVD that you own?

Probably my Still Game live DVD

How about your favorite CD that you own?

Don;t have any.  Really.  If I do buy a CD, it’s ripped to the computer and then passed on to friends

Where is your stereo or radio located in your home?

Don’t have one.  If I want to listen to music, I either use my laptop or connect my phone to my soundbar via bluetooth

Do you have a coffee maker?

Nope.  Don’t drink coffee

Do you have an area designated for alcohol?

Well, I have my spirits in a cabinet

How many televisions do you have?

One working, one not

Do you have stairs?

To the front door, yes

What kind of stuff do you have on your walls?

Doctor Who stuff, posters, a picture my nephew made me, a picture frame with my nephews and niece in it (pictures, not them physically)

Where do you keep your toothpaste?

In the bathroom

Do you have a den or an office?

Nope

Do you live close to any stores?

Loads.  Including one right underneath me

Do you have a walk in closet and if not would you like to have one?

Nope and nope

Do you have anything hanging from the ceiling?

Nope

Does your kitchen have a theme?

Lack of storage if any

Is it a pain to dust your living space?

Yes, yes it is

What’s under your bed?

The floor

Do you have a game system?

Nope

How many telephones are in your home?

My landline, my mobile and a few old mobiles kicking about

Do you have a fireplace and if so do you use it often?

I have one of those fake fireplaces.  I never used it for heating.  I did use it for the glowing fire effect, but the power socket is bust so I can’t

What kind of microwave do you have?

The kind that cooks stuff

Do you have any figurines of angels around?

A Weeping Angel.  Does that count?

Do you like to open the blinds or curtains or keep them shut?

Shut at all times

How many computers are in your dwelling space?

One working laptop, one bust (which I’d love to get stuff from the hard drive of)

What company do you use for internet access and how much does it cost?

Virgin Media.  Not sure how much it costs, because it comes with the TV package and landline

Will