HOECS

This will be another random entry.

First of all, for all of you who did not like the last picture:

still think she looks evil?

Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Any complaints this time?

Did anyone else see the Brass Eye special last night? I thought it was great. Any celebrities who are tempted to complain remember this: if you are willing to go on TV and talk about things which you obviously have not checked out you deserve what you get. Don’t complain cos your publicity-hungry ass got fooled into talking about HOECS (say it out loud to understand) and computer keyboard giving out fumes which make people more suggestable to things. It did not satirise paedophilia, just public (over)reaction to it.

I’m probably going to hell for that bit.

Before long I’m going to rant about people who want Harry Potter banned for stupid reasons.

Big hugs to Corbeau and Weeping Willows. They know why.

I’ve decided that I miss the interactive parts of my diary. To this end, I’ve decided to restart either the trivia comp or the quote comp. (Note: 6 degrees will probably not be back untill I’m back at Uni.) Which do you want to return?

While you are at it, finish this quote. “Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be…” You can pick any celebrity dead or alive. The only rule is that no gender swapping will be allowed. I’ll post a list in my DD of who each of my regular readers want to be. My answer?
Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be Stanley Kubrick.

Will

tonight matthew i am going to be milla jovovich (but only when she was in the fifth element!)

Polter-Cow

July 27, 2001

Oh, that’s a much better picture. Really brings out her eyes. I will go for either trivia or quote comps. I do both. Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be there are too many people to choose from, so I’ll just stay me, but a really cool, more talented, better, funnier version of me, because I’d hope that that me would become a celebrity, right? Who’s Matthew?

And just so you know, I *am* a regular reader now. You’re on my favorites. :-}

RYN: Aha. I think we’re importing that show, since we don’t have enough here already.

Oh, it occurs that maybe you don’t know that that picture actually doesn’t work. I thought it was a joke.

Thank you very much. =) And since Polter-Cow has already told you that the picture doesn’t work, I won’t bother reiterating. I would prefer the quote competition … but I think you should pick the one you enjoy the most. =o) Tonight Matthew I’m going to be Sarah Michelle Gellar. Should be self-explanatory. Have a fabulous weekend! ~

Rodge

July 28, 2001

Harry Potter is cool and RYN I am reading chamber of secrets. I have a complaint about the picture… all it shows is an ad for fortunecity! Tonight William I am going to be… Tom DeLonge

BTW I thought Brass eye was extremely funny! If you don’t like that kinda stuff… dont watch it I say! I want the quote comp back as well

Look at that neck… giraffe woman! RYN: If I did lock them in a room – Stuart would be dead, Daniel is massive! I will ask Claire out as a friend as you said – I wouldnt have it any other way, and also I quite like being a shoulder.

Ah, the picture works! Hm..okay, I guess…although I could snap her arms like twigs, most likely. :-} And for posterity, could you add the required hyphen to my name on your main page? I appreciate the spot, thank you. And by the way, Tonight Matthew, my really cool, funnier self is going to get with Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Oh, God.. Brass Eye was just utter genius. ‘HOECS’, ‘Nonce Sense’ – could it get any better?

I think the combination of low-slung breasts and long neck makes her look kind of stretchy. But she’s very very pretty. Tonight Matthew I am going to be the Little Mermaid, because it’s raining a bugger at the moment and my front balcony’s all flooded.

RYN: If I lived in your Godforesaken rainy cold country I’d probably hate rain, but here we don’t get it nearly enough, so it’s always wonderful when it comes. :p

Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be Janet Jackson. He he he. :oÞ Not only can that chick sing, but she’s got great breasts. Well I like them anyway. (I like the way being a female I can say a like another woman’s breasts, but if a guy says he like’s another guy’s penis all hell breaks loose. he he he) As for the comps, I was never any good at any of them… but I still love them both!! :o) ~*hugs*

Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be Freddie Prinze Jr., and I’m going to go home to Sarah Michelle, and we’re gonna smooch, and she’s gonna say “Why Freddie, something’s…different…” and I’m gonna say “I know, I’m just…not myself tonight.” and deliver a sinister smile that only the camera can see.

She looks a lot like a Sindy doll when you push the head back so that it distorts and makes the face look big. Having said that, I suspect I may just be leaning too close to my keyboard and breathing too deeply.Does anyone know when JL-B8’s album is due out? 🙂