Dear Will…

random: lol this is funny. Never saw this before!

random: lol this is funny. Never saw this before!

Dear Willy, You have a cute porche. You make me throw things. You should shave a sheep. Someday I will buy you coffee. You + me = Youme. If I saw you now I’d wave. I would build a sandcastle made of jelly flavoured marshmallow just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my fish. If I could sing you any song it would be terrible. We could use the internet under the stars. My love for you islike that of a fat kid loving cake. I want to suck your ipod and make you hysterical! your shampoo tastes like shampoo. the best part of you is blank and i wanna blank you!!!! Love, The Mystery Blanker (P.S. blanketyblank starts at 10.)

Dear Willy, You have a cute porche. You make me throw things. You should shave a sheep. Someday I will buy you coffee. You + me = Youme. If I saw you now I’d wave. I would build a sandcastle made of jelly flavoured marshmallow just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my fish. If I could sing you any song it would be terrible. We could use the internet under the stars. My love for you islike that of a fat kid loving cake. I want to suck your ipod and make you hysterical! your shampoo tastes like shampoo. the best part of you is blank and i wanna blank you!!!! Love, The Mystery Blanker (P.S. blanketyblank starts at 10.)

I’ve spent got knows how long (actually, your sitemeter can probably tell you!) staring at this thing and not being able to fill it out with funny answers. It discriminates against us unfortunate unfunny people and it’s not fair damnit! *ahem* Maybe I’ll try again later!

I’ve spent got knows how long (actually, your sitemeter can probably tell you!) staring at this thing and not being able to fill it out with funny answers. It discriminates against us unfortunate unfunny people and it’s not fair damnit! *ahem* Maybe I’ll try again later!

RYN: Yep, it’s finally done. It’s so not worth the wait. ;o) Dear Will, You have a cute accent. You make me want to watch Heroes, and thanks to you I shall! You should get your butt back to Scotland, we need decent men up here. Someday I will see your name in lights, and think, “I know that guy!”. You + me = complete otaku. If I saw you now I’d get one hell of a surprise. I would build a Tardis just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my sunshine buddy. If I could sing you any song it would be I’ve Got A Theory. We could do the Time Warp under the stars. My love for you is like that of bothering Snape. I want to crush your head and make you shiver with anticip…..ation! your cookie dough tastes like cookies. the best part of you is indescribable and I wanna glomp you!!!! Love, Ickle Ori-neko. =^^= (P.S. I wish I’d noted you with this earlier, cause I came up with some of the same things you did. :oP You stole the ideas from me, that’s what you did. Yep. *shifty eyes*) (P.P.S. I’ve tried to find alternatives so that I don’t just look like I’m copying you. I wasn’t always successful. :oP) (P.P.P.S. You rock. Seriously.)

RYN: Yep, it’s finally done. It’s so not worth the wait. ;o) Dear Will, You have a cute accent. You make me want to watch Heroes, and thanks to you I shall! You should get your butt back to Scotland, we need decent men up here. Someday I will see your name in lights, and think, “I know that guy!”. You + me = complete otaku. If I saw you now I’d get one hell of a surprise. I would build a Tardis just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my sunshine buddy. If I could sing you any song it would be I’ve Got A Theory. We could do the Time Warp under the stars. My love for you is like that of bothering Snape. I want to crush your head and make you shiver with anticip…..ation! your cookie dough tastes like cookies. the best part of you is indescribable and I wanna glomp you!!!! Love, Ickle Ori-neko. =^^= (P.S. I wish I’d noted you with this earlier, cause I came up with some of the same things you did. :oP You stole the ideas from me, that’s what you did. Yep. *shifty eyes*) (P.P.S. I’ve tried to find alternatives so that I don’t just look like I’m copying you. I wasn’t always successful. :oP) (P.P.P.S. You rock. Seriously.)