Confession
The genesis for this was this entry from Pheric, in which he proposed that American football be called throwball, as that is the most descriptive name.
One reader took offence to that and blasted him for it. Then Popeyechicken pointed out in this entry that I am guilty of anti – American spelling, like honour.
That got me thinking. And I’ve decided to come clean.
I hate America.
I hate any and everything about America. If you’re American and on my favourites list, don’t be fooled, I hate you. Even if you’re American, live in a different country now and are on my favourites list, I still hate you. You may not live there anymore but you are still American. And so, I hate you.
I hate everything to come out of America. Especially Buffy the Vamipre Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica (new version), Pushing Daisies, The West Wing, Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, Family Guy, American Dad (double hatred for that as it has the word American in the title), Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, MST3K, the films of Charlie Kaufmann, Martin Scorsese and Kevin Smith, anything Pixar has ever made, The Godfather, Brick, Citizen Kane, Bruice Springsteen, Bon Jovi, They Might Be Giants, Nine Inch Nails, Aimee Mann, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Catcher In The Rye and Bill Bryson books.
Who needs that when Britain has given the world Sex Lives Of The Potato Men, Pop Idol/The X Factor, Catherine Tate, I’d Do Anything, The Spice Girls, Take That, East 17, Garry Glitter, Ricky Gervaise and cricket.
So, there you have it. I am indeed plotting from within (the University of Teeside LRC, Middlesbrough, England) to take down America by misspelling words. I blame my education.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go home, eat crumpets, drink tea and plan the next step in the inevitable downfall of America. The honour of the world is at stake.
Oh, and raise the airfare to Camp X-Ray.
Will
Well, I hate you too. And also your mother, because I’ll bet she’s a dirty Briton as well.
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Well, I hate you too. And also your mother, because I’ll bet she’s a dirty Briton as well.
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Well, I hate you too. And also your mother, because I’ll bet she’s a dirty Briton as well.
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*dies laughing* Oh crap, that was great! Oh, and I hate you too! *starts wearing “Love Dubya or Leave T-Shirts everywhere* 😉 ~Shady
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*dies laughing* Oh crap, that was great! Oh, and I hate you too! *starts wearing “Love Dubya or Leave T-Shirts everywhere* 😉 ~Shady
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*dies laughing* Oh crap, that was great! Oh, and I hate you too! *starts wearing “Love Dubya or Leave T-Shirts everywhere* 😉 ~Shady
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Oh, and I almost forgot… *throws her huge collection of Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Red Dwarf DVD’s on bonfire* There, THAT’S beter! *laughs evilly* ~Shady
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Oh, and I almost forgot… *throws her huge collection of Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Red Dwarf DVD’s on bonfire* There, THAT’S beter! *laughs evilly* ~Shady
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Oh, and I almost forgot… *throws her huge collection of Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Red Dwarf DVD’s on bonfire* There, THAT’S beter! *laughs evilly* ~Shady
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I’ll send some hate right back at you. Says the guy named after a character in some British twat’s book.
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I’ll send some hate right back at you. Says the guy named after a character in some British twat’s book.
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I’ll send some hate right back at you. Says the guy named after a character in some British twat’s book.
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Hmmmm, what about someone married to an American?
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Hmmmm, what about someone married to an American?
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Hmmmm, what about someone married to an American?
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ok! I totally agree with the “misspellings” bull! But not like angel, firefly, studio 60, west wing, buffy, I may never forgive you for! 😛
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ok! I totally agree with the “misspellings” bull! But not like angel, firefly, studio 60, west wing, buffy, I may never forgive you for! 😛
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ok! I totally agree with the “misspellings” bull! But not like angel, firefly, studio 60, west wing, buffy, I may never forgive you for! 😛
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RYN: You really worked at UGC/Cineworld???? I did too! After Big W closed down (I’d worked there the entire time it was open, and was made redundant at 19) I worked at the cinema for about 2 years! x
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RYN: You really worked at UGC/Cineworld???? I did too! After Big W closed down (I’d worked there the entire time it was open, and was made redundant at 19) I worked at the cinema for about 2 years! x
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RYN: You really worked at UGC/Cineworld???? I did too! After Big W closed down (I’d worked there the entire time it was open, and was made redundant at 19) I worked at the cinema for about 2 years! x
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Ahh that answers the Pushing Daisies question I meant to ask you – if you hate it, so must I! Might I join you for tea and crumpets? I might not be an evil mastermind, but I can do a wicked ‘plan laugh’. ^^ *reads Zaphod’s note* Oh no. *headdesk* See, now I have a valid reason to hate myself, since I too am named after a character in a (stupid) American’s book. Now I must go drown myself in tea, and repent.
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Ahh that answers the Pushing Daisies question I meant to ask you – if you hate it, so must I! Might I join you for tea and crumpets? I might not be an evil mastermind, but I can do a wicked ‘plan laugh’. ^^ *reads Zaphod’s note* Oh no. *headdesk* See, now I have a valid reason to hate myself, since I too am named after a character in a (stupid) American’s book. Now I must go drown myself in tea, and repent.
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Ahh that answers the Pushing Daisies question I meant to ask you – if you hate it, so must I! Might I join you for tea and crumpets? I might not be an evil mastermind, but I can do a wicked ‘plan laugh’. ^^ *reads Zaphod’s note* Oh no. *headdesk* See, now I have a valid reason to hate myself, since I too am named after a character in a (stupid) American’s book. Now I must go drown myself in tea, and repent.
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Right, that settles it! *pops in Braveheart* Now watcha gonna do?! ~
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Right, that settles it! *pops in Braveheart* Now watcha gonna do?! ~
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Right, that settles it! *pops in Braveheart* Now watcha gonna do?! ~
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None of this has anything to do with me, so I don’t care. 😀
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None of this has anything to do with me, so I don’t care. 😀
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None of this has anything to do with me, so I don’t care. 😀
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I think I’m going to cry. I thought we were betrothed! 🙁
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I think I’m going to cry. I thought we were betrothed! 🙁
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I think I’m going to cry. I thought we were betrothed! 🙁
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me neither! *sits in the corner with angie* 😉
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me neither! *sits in the corner with angie* 😉
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me neither! *sits in the corner with angie* 😉
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i actually got on really well with Buchan. That may have something to do with the fact I was female 😛 He’s a daddy now! Scary thought!
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i actually got on really well with Buchan. That may have something to do with the fact I was female 😛 He’s a daddy now! Scary thought!
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i actually got on really well with Buchan. That may have something to do with the fact I was female 😛 He’s a daddy now! Scary thought!
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RYN: I just have a sucky memory :o) Thanks for the tip – am off work for a couple of days so am going to download the first couple of eps.
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RYN: I just have a sucky memory :o) Thanks for the tip – am off work for a couple of days so am going to download the first couple of eps.
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RYN: I just have a sucky memory :o) Thanks for the tip – am off work for a couple of days so am going to download the first couple of eps.
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America-hater!
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America-hater!
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America-hater!
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Hehe… well half the crap on US TV originated in Britain anyway. Though I can’t fathom why the Sex Life of Potato Men wasn’t imported…
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Hehe… well half the crap on US TV originated in Britain anyway. Though I can’t fathom why the Sex Life of Potato Men wasn’t imported…
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Hehe… well half the crap on US TV originated in Britain anyway. Though I can’t fathom why the Sex Life of Potato Men wasn’t imported…
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Hating on Americans eh? You have some weird love/hate thing goin on here. Bwahahahaha 😉
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Hating on Americans eh? You have some weird love/hate thing goin on here. Bwahahahaha 😉
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Hating on Americans eh? You have some weird love/hate thing goin on here. Bwahahahaha 😉
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