Arrr! Fun thing!

So, today be International Talk Like A Pirate day. Which be why this bit o’ this entry be th’ way it be.

I’m having fun listening to Th’ Beatles remastered albums. Never, never have they sounded so good. Now, if only I wasn’t having problems with one o’ th’ earbuds on me headphones. Even worse, because I use me phone as me MP3 player, I can’t just buy a new set o’ headphones as th’ connector be very different. GRRRR! Going to go into th’ Virgin Media shop on Monday to see if they can replace them as I’ve only had th’ phone since January.

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And back to English for th’ next bit as I yoink Two Truths, One Lie from LJ. All notes on this entry be private so no-one can hornswaggle and I’ll give th’ answers later on this week. Go!

TWO ARE TRUE. ONE IS A LIE. FIND THE LIE.

1.

a. I lost my virginity just before my 18th birthday
b. I have never had unprotected sex
c. The first person I slept with was also a virgin

2.

a. I think The Wire is the best programme in the history of TV
b. I think the Buffy episode The Body is the best hour of TV ever made
c. I think the Dr Who episode Blink shows exactly how good British TV can be

3.

a. I’m scared of heights
b. I’m scared of apples
c. I’m scared of dentists

4.

a. Working at the cinema was the best job I’ve ever had
b. Working at the call centre is the worse job I’ve ever had
c. I preferred working at McDonalds to working at Burger King

5.

a. All of my tattoos feature words or phrases in some way
b. I have my eyebrow and tongue pierced
c. I am close to my 25th blood donation

6.

a. I am a Runrig fan
b. I am a Take That fan
c. I am a NKOTB fan

7.

a. Despite not liking either sport I have a Scotland rugby and cricket top
b. I support Aberdeen, Middlesbrough, Scotland and Calgary Flames
c. My favourite sport besides football is golf

8.

a. I am a huge Star wars fan
b. I think Christopher Nolan is the best director to come from Britain since Ridley Scott
c. I think the best piece of social commentary committed to film in the past 10 years is the title sequence from Shaun Of The Dead

9.

a. I have a sonic screwdriver
b. I have a sonic pen
c. I have a vortex manipulator

10.

a. I have three siblings
b. I have been engaged twice
c. I am the only member of my immediate family (mum, dad, siblings, me) to live outside Aberdeen permanently.

Go to it!

Will