Utterly inane domestic survey

Don’t ask me why I do these surveys.  I just can’t help myself. 

1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?

Don’t have a bathtub.  There’s goat’s milk soap in the shower and lemon myrtle soap in the basin  

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?

          Nope, never.

3. Is there anything older in your refrigerator?  

          There’s a bottle of cooking sherry that’s several years old.

4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?

          A few beside the sink

5. What would you change about your living room?

          Having one would be nice.

6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? 

          I’m the dish washer!

7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your panty?

          Nope

8. White or wheat bread?

          Neither.  There’s some old gluten-free rice bread in the fridge.

9. What is on top of your refrigerator?

          Plastic bags with holes, to be recycled. 

Also a pen for the shopping list, and some junk.

10. Color of your sofa? 

          Don’t have one.

11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?

          Shower has a sliding door.  

12. How often do you dust?

          As often as I vacuum.  Whenever that is.  

13. How many candles are in your home?

          Nine

14. Is your bed made right now?

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ic Sans MS’; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma”>          Yes, with fresh sheets and doona cover.

15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it? 

          No coffee pot.

16. Electric or standard can opener?

You’re kidding.  People still have electric can openers?!  Sensible if you have a disability I suppose…

27. Comet or Soft Scrub? 

          No idea what you’re talking about.

28. Is your closet organized?

          Completely.

29. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?

Oh, this is even weirder.  Do people have a collection of them and use one that matches their shoes or something?  I have ONE.  It is RED.

30. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?

          I don’t have a junk drawer *beams self-righteously*. 

31. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?

          Glass

32. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?

          I wouldn’t know how.

33. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?

          Don’t have one.  I keep some stuff in my grandmother’s garage. 

34. Curtains or blinds?

          Curtains in the main room, a wooden venetian in the kitchen.

35. How many pillows do you sleep with?

What an odd way to phrase it.  You are asking about my pillow promiscuity?  Fine.  I have slept with many, many different pillows in my life, but I usually sleep with only two at a time.  Occasionally three.  I consider any more than a pillow foursome to be an official pillow orgy.

36. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? 

 No, only the ones I can’t turn off.  The computer’s surge guard, the smoke detector battery light, and the clock display on the oven. 

37. How many ceiling fans are in your home?

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nbsp;      None.  No fans or air conditioners of any kind.    

38. How often do you vacuum?

          Fortnightly.  Or thereabouts.

39. Standard toothbrush or electric?

          Geez, how many things can we use electricity on? 

40. What color is your toothbrush? 

          Pink.  Just for variety. 

41. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? 

          Not an actual "welcome" one, but a brand new coir mat.   

42. What is in your oven right now?

Grease and crumbs

43. Is your microwave clean or dirty?

          No microwave.  Gosh my life feels nice and simple!  

45. Chore you hate doing the most? 

          Scrubbing the shower.  Vacuuming’s probably just as bad.

46. What retro items are in your home?

You mean deliberately retro?  Or just old things I got from the Salvos?

47. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?

No, I only have one separate room – I use it as a bathroom.

48. If you have a yard, who mows it?

          A tiny courtyard, paved. 

49. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?

          Nothing that doesn’t belong there.  

50. How many mirrors are in your home?

          One freestanding, two fixed in the bathroom.

51. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?

          Wouldn’t you like to know?

52. What color are your walls? 

          A nondescript shade of cream.  

53. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?

          None

54. Do you have a peephole in your front door?

          Heh, no, my door is a glass sliding door.

55. What does your home smell like right now?

          Nothing

57. Fave candle scent? 

          Just make them unscented beeswax.

58. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now.

Capers, green peppercorns, Indian chilli mango pickle and an Indian chilli eggplant pickle. 

59. Who are in the pictures you displayed?

          There’s a picture of me with my sister and an old friend, Anita.

60. What color is your favorite bible?

A difficult choice.  “The Astrology Bible” is green, and “The Crystal Bible” is purple. 

61. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?

          Not that much, but it’s pretty good for a place this tiny. 

62. Ever been on your roof?

Sure.  My roof is the front porch of the place upstairs. 

63. Do you own a stereo?

          Yes.

64. How many tvs do you have?

          One.  And it’s twenty years old and not worth stealing, heh.  

65. How many house phones?

          One.  

66. What style do you decorate in?

          Um… decorate?