Soigneux Ce que Vous Demandez

You know, I’m sure this is lost upon you, but you should be really careful what you accuse people of.  It’s usually a good idea to hold off until you have some sort of proof.  This has come to mind after I have begun to actually do something that you have erroneously believed of me for months.  Yes, I thought he was adorable in Philadelphia, and have been friends with him ever since I abducted him for bubble tea and dorky tourist pictures.  However, that never should have sparked your heated accusations and intrusive phone calls while I was at work.  So maybe, just maybe, I wouldnt have thought of it if you hadnt been such a fucking bitch about it.  I mean christ, you even told your therapist about it, and forbid me to talk to him.  I nearly acquiesced that ridiculous request, and said I’d never return another of his texts.  However, his next text to me was when his grandmother died.  I couldnt, that would have just been mean.

So, he finally convinced me to create a facebook account, and we might go apple picking.  I still think he is adorable, and even though he is technically a boy, he is a normal person, and we have a lot in common.  So you know what?  We’re going to go hang out.  Like normal people do.  And I don’t really care what you might "imagine" about it.  How many times has he asked us both to go out?  You couldnt even meet up with him at pride, you were so overcome with jealousy.  And to think, you knew him first, and introduced us!  I figured for once that this would be a friend you would approve of.  Ha!

Picture this, you controlling cunt.  I’m single, he is single.  We’re going to go on the same day to the same place, with the purpose of enjoying the same activity at the same time.  I’m sure that cooks up some really scandalous scenarios in your mind.  I guess you will just have to fucking wonder.

By the way, the purpose is to have an enjoyable time, not to boil your already smoking blood.  But that is a nice side benefit.

Moral of the story? Stop accusing people of shit they didnt do.  You just might drive them to it.