Dear Facebook,

I actually don’t know every transman in the world.  However, I can see how having 5 FTM’s for friends may lead you to believe this to be true. Moving forward, I would appreciate it if you could suggest some friends for me based upon more than my attachment to those 5 gentlemen.  I am somewhat flattered however that you seem to feel that I am some sort of international diplomat for all things trans, since you started suggesting many foreign FTM’s for my future friendships.  Perhaps some sort of Office of Foreign Trans Affairs will one day be created, and I will have found my unintended but Facebook-foretold calling.  Until then, please try to understand, Facebook, that I do not know every single transman in the world.

Thanks,

K