Spam Poetry Numero Cuatro

Okay – soooo… it’s been awhile since any of this Spam Poetry stuff and most o- well, damn near all of you – probably have never seen it soo – by way of explanation –

When I was a wee lass I loved puzzles. I mean friggin loved the shit out of ’em. Did ’em all the time. Some time around the end of high school, when email was kinda getting larger than life (good god that makes me old, doesn’t it, like – "back in my day we didn’ have no none of that them there compact disc machine accessories and we listened to cassette tapes wherein you had to rewind the damn things with your damn finger" kinda old… seesh) anyway – I’d get tons and tons of spam mail in my inbox. Mostly life insurance and junk of the like – course viagra wasn’t around yet – none of which was of much interest to me. That is, until the jibberish started showing up. And… yeah – who in her right puzzle loving mind wouldn’t love getting heaps of seemily nonsensical words delivered on a daily basis? Most people hated it but it always intrigued me – words and puzzles, puzzles and words – ’twas a match made in cyberspace. Didn’t take long for me to start rearranging words and all and…. well, there be the birth of spam poetry.

I had a good run with the stuff for a few years. You’ll find three of ’em here in this diary, from way back in the Chapman days. But then the filters came into play and – sadly – it’s been a very long few years since I’ve gotten the jibberish spam mail. Sad. Very sad. There be the death of spam poetry.

Soooo – imagine my excitement when I log into Open Diary and see, on the home page, some BS diary full of BS entries that make absolutly no sense…

"Great Scott!!!"

Is it… could this be… IT IS! Spam Open Diary!!!

Ladies and gentlemen – spam poetry… has returned.

So – the rules, in case you haven’t guessed – get ahold of some spam (not the edible kind, though 99.99999 percent of me swears  that edible spam does not exist anyway, which Shaun will fight me to the death arguing). Create something (poems, if that’s what you want to call them) using ONLY the words contained within.

Now – I never claimed to be a "poet," simply because I am not. However, you’d be amazed what you can put together.

See…

The Poem:


Shed

Unlikely desires,
dishonorable needs –
Hidden away from
examination, critique…
Judgment.
 
They know not what they do while
busily protecting their own.
 
A failing core,
torn apart
by its own audience
 
Consider the lasting effects
as you stand alone in that room
 
Truth becomes what they
believe essential –
Not that which is vital
to your depth…
Tell me. I will not run.
 

For I am with you already.

The Source:  Open Diary, Anonymous

Dos and Do nots with regard Ms Qualificati

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

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You’ve taken something stupid and incomprehensible and made it fun and entertaining. That’s no small feat, mind you. 🙂 I’m surprised how I still respect rules of grammar, punctuation and proper spelling when I’m drunk. I guess I’m just that much of a stickler. Mwa ha ha.