March 22, 2012

Friend’s Only

Yeah soooo… this had to happen. Not going into the whys.

Suppose I could bother with some teaser type bullshit for you, the reader – whoever the hell you may be, tryin to get you to step on over to the dark side with me. But I have zero fucks right now to spare so – consider this it. I mean… this. Right here. The apple. Crimson. Lurid. Succulent. It’s pretty much salacious, hey?

Let me know if you want a bite.

Sorry man. I really am, and I don’t even know why.

You know I’m in.

Count me innnn.

Ooo-wee! Hey! Girl with the crazy drawin’s all up ‘n down them skinny white arms! Whoa! Say, I had me a pair o’dem Chuck Taylahs back in the day, shit! Man stop by earlier, tell me to tell you to get on that You Tube ‘n watch this shit. Said this is what it feel like when you figure out all that crazy shit in yo head and unda’stand you ain’t the crazy one, but you think you’s crazy ‘cuz you

grew up in a damn crazy house. And how every mothafucka’s responsible fo’ they own shit, and you’s got enough shit of yo own to be takin’ on erry’body’s else’s shit that they done buried theyselves in. Let them shovel they own shit, and if they don’t like it, they can drive into the back of one a’dem shit trucks like what happened to that dumb sumbitch from Hill Valley. Whoa! Car fulla shit!

Here be the link he said to click. Say this is the kinda mood he in right now. (exhales cloud of smoke) http://youtu.be/zdJ8x6lyrfo