My first speech: The Greta Speech..

What you all are going to read, is my very first speech that I recited in front of a crowd of 100 people back in November of 2019. So, enjoy: 

Ladies and gentlemen, including children.

I am addressing to you all tonight by audio while I’m standing behind my own desk. I want to talk with you all about my thoughts concerning an individual who’s school strikes have become so infamous that according to some people, both she and it, by my own observations, have made a few people feel either extremely embarrassed or somewhat miserable. Right now, our own planet and our own very lives have been forever besieged by the very hypnotic spell of one, little Greta. Ever since this year, in 2019, this Swedish teenager, whose poorly researched and ill advised speeches, of which, I have read online and found that she did lied a few times about our dear planet while she was seriously obsessing about climate change, have now gotten many people trapped in a more hypnotic state of mind. But, what I am going to tell you now, should make things that she had said in her speeches much more clearer. First of all, she said that she wanted all of us to panic, but actually, I say that we all shouldn’t. For what is currently going on in our world of today doesn’t really warrant all of us to be outside of our homes and panicking like the sky is now falling. She says that our ‘house‘ is still on fire. First of all, what ‘house’ are you referring to Greta that is still on fire? As for me, I am not seeing any houses that are on fire that I am aware of. If it is then, why aren’t you helping all of us to put it out while you’re just standing there doing absolutely nothing? She says that our world leaders are failing us? Uh, excuse me but, who’s failing whom? For me, I personally don’t see any world leaders that’s failing their countries or even all of us when it comes to actual crises like this. Here’s another one, she says that we are now witnessing the beginning of a mass extinction. Uhh, the last time I checked, we are not actually seeing the beginning to any kind of mass extinctions that’s being caused by climate change at this time. But, let me tell you, if you’re listening to this Greta, from where you are, there are actually more and more people that are dying from the global covid-19 pandemic than what you are saying about climate change. Yep, that’s is really what is going on right now. So, my point about what she had said is very simple: What I’ve just stated above is absolute clear evidence that little Greta is lying to all of us and it also proves just how very misinformed and misleading her speeches really are. In other words, they’re all just baseless and fictional sob stories and not even realistic and hard core facts about our planet and the environment. Now, I do know that climate change itself, is not a hoax, and that it is always in a more constant changing motion that we, mankind, is not able to control. For our planet is not on fire or is not going to end, nor it is not dying as what she and other people like her, are now claiming….

So, what you all think? This was my first speech that got me three standing ovations and yes, I stammered five times in it. This presented here, is an excerpt from my first speech. In it, I later went on saying that there is no climate emergency, that we actually don’t have nine years to save the planet, and most of all, our planet and our future belongs to God the Father, and yes, I called little Greta, a very beautiful person, that, in a more different reality, I would  have called her my dear friend. 

I really want you to think. Not panic.

David.