survey

1. What was your first stuffed animal and did it have a name?
Kuku. It was a girl. I miss you Kuku.

2. Would you rather go on the swings or climb the monkey bars?
In elementary school I was so obsessed with monkey bars. I’d come home with blistered hands. My mom had to ask my teacher to keep me off. Now, I can’t even hang off them. Stupid shoulder. Still love the swings though.

3. What is the first think you would do if you suddenly woke up and discovered you had rabbit’s ears?
I would go to a field and listen to the bunnies. We’d be friends. I would tell them how me and Husband name them things that rhyme with bunny every time we find one. I’d ask if we can stay friends and I’d learn as much as I can from my new friends.

4. Would you lie in court?
I’m an a lawyer (18 days til I find out if I’m licensed). No never. I absolutely love being in court and I use the truth to enlighten people about our justice system and the ways it could change and create a better life for all of us.

5.  For me?
No. Look, the truth is all we need. Imagine the person that’s hurt the most. Imagine a full explanation of that person’s mental state followed up with a sincere apology. You will get farther with the truth. People will understand. I will help you through it.

6.  What is the last homemade gift someone gave you?
A lovely letter from Husband.

7. Did you appreciate all their hard work??
Always.

8. Did you know that salmon get really fugly when they are spawning?
Did you know that the color you see in your salmon is a dye. And that salmon fishing is hurting our oceans?

9. What’s worse: spider bites or fire ants?
Aren’t some spiders deadly?

10. What did your beloved Granny call you when you were young?
Ladybug.

11. May I call you that?
No.

12. Why not? 
i’m not your ladybug.

13. What are you vain about?
Wrinkles. Started botox at 24.

14. What is your favorite brand of coffee?
There’s this coffee called Cult Coffee and I’m obsessed.

15. If someone were to name a day after you, what would they name it?
I don’t know. But if I have a say in it, I’d like it to be called something like “Selfless day.” A day where we devote ourselves to others. Maybe we can make care packages and meals and deliver it to homeless people. Or go to nursing homes and meet with people who’ve had no visitors. Any act of kindness. Selfless act of kindness be done on that day. Sky’s the limit.

Survey created by NovembeCirese

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