Quite possibly the best news ever

I just got a call from my last job.
Ya know, the one I’m supposed to go to Minnesota with?
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I’m going back out to BP!!!!!
I got my fucking job back!…
No More McDonald’s!
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And, to top it off, I got my package in from Dana’s website. I don’t know what’s more exciting…the promise of a new kind of orgasm, or money in my pocket.
Either way, I’m one happy bitch.