Something Deep and Meaningful

Hello ladies ( and mIcahel),

I

am

drunk.

Wtih a a capital D. Drunk. And it’s so fun. the worl omg I just fell out ofm hyy chair for like the 80 billintohs time. the world is leaning left and right. adn I ha ve to rlean left and right too

or I’ll fall. which is ba.d

But m,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn this floor is so ocmfortable. it’s gerreen carpet and it’s sooooooooooooooooo warrrrrrrm. and soft.

and my fingers arleike 50000000000 poundssssssss it’s so heavvvvvy tand hard to type.

mYyyyyy god.

I stillll have that rfeeling that I said I was tlaking aobut in m last 20 entries are so. or so.

I think I”m jsut going to have to live with that feeeling.

my eyes

blur in
andn out.

it’s amazing

I like tryhing

to fo cus

on things

with my eeys

to look at

because

‘it’s a challenge

and I

like challenges…

alot

I want to meet my Kayli.

I want to hold her in my arms

and stare into her eyes

those big, dark,, eyes

and feel loved

and feel her love

just

suroruound me

and spend my hwole life

protecdting her

spoiling her

loving her

and aving like 6 millino kids with her.

oh yea

and she’ll be so smsart and funny.

I can’t imagine being privoileged to
be with her everd yaday

but I will be.

omg I fell out of this stupid chair AGAIN.

I need to build some arms on this chiar.. wtf.

I’mtring tio tell Kayli that I love her here

and then suddenlhy my headhits the floor

Tha’ts so srude.

I mean

Do *I* hit the floor when it’s trying to profess it’s love to it’s floormate?

NO.

So why do I have to be hit by the foor

when I’m talkign to Kayli?

I love this movie the Matrix 2

The 2nd one is my favorite

to see Agent Smith start to crack.

He’s definetl none of my favorite villains.

Cuz in the end.. he’s more human than Neo.

Which I’m sure is something he’d deny

Kayli I am loking for you

I got inrerrtuped

by Jennrific

and have no idea what

I’m talking about here.

I typeso good

when I do

short sentences

Look at me

I’m typing

Amanda style

except I’m a guy and I don’t have boobs.

and I’m drunk

but so far

no typo

not one

go me
I’m awesome

I’m Bruce
Yeaaaaaaa

I’m so f ucking dizzy

omg Jennrific just interupte dme AGAIN.

wtf Jennrific.

I’mt rying

tow rit ehere

This isn’t just a n entry

thks is art.

Fucking art.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I HAD a p urosoe for this entry

But that purpose

is forgotten

It was something so deep too.

But I an’t remember it.

You ladies will hve to miss out.

I want to start trying meditation.

I want to medittate. But not to rid myself of thoughts. No, not like normal meditation
where you clear your head…

I want to inverse meditate

Where I do nothing butthink

about life, things. Deep stuffffffffffff.fff.f…………f.

deeps tusff.

Like God and stuff.

omg I have scales for skin. My hands look like a lizard. A spider lizard. wtf.

omg My hands are horrible. No wonder I’m single.kkkkk

I can see the pores on myh skin or something

I’m like a giant lizard!

wtf

I should wear lgoves! glvoes! gloves!
I’m like afucking lizard.

GOD what was I going to talk about?

I need you ladies

to pretend

that I wrote something

deep

and meaningful

and that you copied it

to a notepad file

and printed it

and posted it on your wall

to show your children

in hopes that they will learn

that whateve rhtis entry said

is deep.

and meaningful.

Sorry I waste dyour rtitme. I wish I remembered what I was going to write about

~BRuce