Sleep? That shit is for the tired.

I guess I’m just not going to sleep tonight.

That shit’s for the birds, anyways.

I’m feeling better than I did in my last entry. I just had to blow up real quick, so I did.

I decided to pick up a new uhh… what’s a good word for this… Well basically I have a secret project that I just started to make myself feel better. And I’m not going to tell anybody. Because it’s stupid and people would laugh at me. Or it would sound pathetic. So no one needs to know.

But I am feeling better. Now I can tell you about my life.

I got my laptop for school today. Well, rather yesterday I guess.

It’s an HP. 2 Gigs of RAM, 512 shared video memory. Comes with a lot of expensive programming software.

I also got my test results from that Math test I was so worried about. I got a 91. =) I only missed 3 questions out of 40.

So I guess that means I have what it takes to be a programmer, thus far.

There’s like 40 people in my class. Only 1 girl. I think that’s sad. Not because I love boobs, but rather because I wish more women kept interest in Math and Science. That’s the stuff that you can manipulate the world around you with. Math and Science are the cool things. I wish more females felt that way…

Oh and I love boobs. Hey I’m just staying honest.

Men: No shoes, no shirt, no service.
Women: No shirt – free beer.

This has got to be the coolest part of all about my school. Sunday they are having a Gaming Tournament. Smash Bros will be one of the games. Winner gets cash. All participants GET EXTRA CREDIT FOR ATTENDING!!!

So basically, I’m going to show up, get extra credit to my GPA for showing up, and then, if I win in Smash Bros (which I rock at), I’ll get paid money. You just can’t beat that. I love this school.

Blizzard is visiting my school sometime in November.

… Blizzard.

………. Oh c’mon, please tell me you know who Blizzard is.

……………………

Blizzard is the company that made World of Warcraft, Diablo, Starcraft.

…………………………. You women are hopeless.

At least I think Mike knows that. =)

I’m cold as fuck. Wearing boxers and a jacket. lol. Sitting at my computer. I’m a retard. I’m shivering and everything. Time to turn this fan off. Then turn on music so I wont have absolute silence. I still have a problem with that.

Today I got to hang out with Bryan. My best friend since 2nd grade. First time I’ve seen him since 2005. It was awesome. After all these years, we still click.

We played Streets of Rage 2, like we did back in the old days. We went out to eat. We drank alcohol together for the first time. We are matching drunks. lol. Complimentary drunks. We were talking about his band that he formed. He’s into Heavy Death Metal music.

Then we were gonna make plans for tomorrow (Saturday), but I remembered my older sister Pam wants me to go to Disneyworld for the Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party. So I couldn’t make plans.

Then this was said:

Bryan: Y’know, Disney would be the perfect place for a Halloween party if they just DID IT RIGHT. They always make it not so scary.
Bruce: Yea
Bryan: I mean think about it, they could take a ride like “It’s a Small World” and change it to “It’s a Dead world after all” and make the voices of the children creepy and shit
Bruce: Dude! You should so write lyrics to a song for your band, using the theme of “it’s a small world!”

So this is the theme for “It’s A Dead World”

Picture this in the stereotypical deep dark screaming voice that you hear on deathmetal music…. To the theme of “It’s a Small World”

“It’s a world of spite,
It’s a world of pain,
It’s a world of greed,
and everlasting hate.
it’s a small –
cold and dull –
FUCKING DOUCHE –
OF A WORLD –
It’s a dead world after all…

It’s a dead world after all…
It’s a dead world after all…
It’s a dead world after all…
It’s a cold, dead world!”

PS this shit is copyright Bruce Riggs and Bryan Helms. So if you steal it… I will find you. And make you spit out your Strident gum too. Bitch.

Anyways, I’m trying to find some time next weekend to go visit him and hang out with him again. It really was loads of fun seeing him again.

AND MOVING ON…

Tomorrow I’m suppose to do 2 things. Visit my war buddy from El Paso who is currently in the Orlando area. Go to Disneyworld with my sister.

I am not looking forward to either. The first part because I’ll be too fucking tired because I can’t sleep at night anymore. The second part because I’m in too sour a mood to visit the happiest place on earth. Even on Halloween.

And Sunday, after I emerge from that tournament *hopefully* victorious, I am going to crash hard into that bed right over there. It is a sexy bed. Seriously. If I were a fellow bed, I would have hot passionate steamy sex with that bed and have hundreds of little baby beds. But I’m not a bed. So that’s just not going to happen. But I guess I can dream. Oh wait, no I can’t, because I can’t fucking sleep.

I just can’t believe how awesome my school is. So many fun events that I’ll get extra credit for. And then learning to make games. And then playing games in my downtime.

It’s like I died and went to heaven, but then they realized it wasn’t my time, so they sent me back to this college. *Edited Family Guy quote*

Seriously. It’s great. I’m gonna let my forehead explain how great it is.

Because my forehead is massive.

It’s like unnaturally big.

Even my hair is running away from it. =(

You ready for words of wisdom from the forehead? Speak forehead!

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Did you get that?

ZOMG is this entry really this fucking big? Don’t you fucking lie to me, scrollbar. Scrollbar if I scroll up and it’s not as big as you fucking say it is, I’m gonna gouge your non-existant eyes out and skullfuck you.

…Okay you’re good.

I think for the next few days I need to take sleeping pills until I can get back onto a normal sleep schedule. I can’t go to school like this. This would destroy me.

Oh, funny thing about my school again…

They yelled at all us WoW players today. They said they always have a problem with the WoW players during the release of expansion packs and shit. And with Wrath of the Lich King coming out Nov. 13th, they said they are expecting yet another sharp drop in GPA scores during that timeframe… Haha. Funny shit. I laugh now but it’s probably going to happen to me.

Oh guess who contacted me today? An old coworker. Y’know, a married one. I was surprised.

I tell ya ladies,… the married women love me. That’s just cruelty to Bruce’s that is.

Because I don’t mess with married chicks. Because that’s wrong.

I think the only married chick I will ever mess with will be my future wife. Mmmkay? So if you just so happen to be married to me (Any takers?), then you can be THAT married chick. w00t for that chick. Whoever she is.

I’m rambling. And I’m gonna stop now. Because this is not doing anything useful or productive. So stop moving fingers. Yes you. What do you mean you’re not doing anything, I can clearly see that you’re still typing. Don’t make me come down there and stop you myself.