Rewards

Me: What’s up?
Boss: I just wanted you to know on your next paycheck you’ll be getting an extra $1000 or so.
Me: Oh yea, I saw the email about that.
Boss: Email?
Me: Yea, I got an email about Jack’s 6 months have passed and for recruiting him I get $1000 next paycheck.
Boss: Ohhhhh. No, I’m not talking about recruiting Jack. I’m saying you’re getting ANOTHER $1000 as a reward for all the hard work you’ve been doing.
Me: Oh. Oh my. Awesome!
Boss: Keep up the good work.

Goodness, my next paycheck is going to be awesome.