Pajama Party

Oi.

So today is one of my coworker’s birthday. He’s turning 27 and he invited me (along with a billion other people) to a pajama party he’s holding. I can’t wait! I also can’t believe I was invited. But w00t nonetheless.

Ohhhh my Goddddd. I was punished earlier today. I took my first (and most probably last) swig of Jagermeiter.

Ahhhhh! It felt like my entire mouth was punished by that liquid shit. Oi. But I downed my shot, nonetheless. But man, it hurt. I met my coworker’s girlfriend too. He always talked about how she has huuuuuge boobs, and I always figured ‘Okay, they must be big, but they can’t be as big as he says they are…’

I was wrong.

Just standing near her, I could feel the damn gravitational pull of those boobs. It was crazy. She’s hott though, I’ll tell you all that much. Verrrrrry hot. And I bet every guy checks out her boobs at least once. She wears them well.

Well I’m gonna take care of the laundry before I head out to the PJ Party.

~Bruce

**Edit**

I was just given VIP status to this party supposedly. He gave me a green bead necklace with a clover leaf on it. That’s my proof of VIP status. lol.