Letter to Her

More letters…

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Alright,

Well I’m going to be serious with you for a moment (I know, rare thing).

You don’t have to worry about me anymore, woman. I have no intention
of trying to be your boyfriend or anything like that anymore. I had
a type of epiphany in Iraq, I’ll try to share it with you.

Don’t take offense to any of this. It’s not meant to be “harsh”.

I like you. But you don’t like me back. And that’s fine, I have no
problems with that. But because of this, I kinda have to limit
the actual contact time I have with you. You’re not healthy
for me, if that makes sense. It wouldn’t do me any good to be
around you that much. The only thing I truly intend to do when
I give you your present is… kinda like the day I got my ring
back from you. Pull up in your driveway, meet you outside, give
you my present, get in my car and go, and maybe throw out one
funny comment about how wonderful I am. lol.

So don’t worry about me anymore. I’m fine. I had 6 or 7 months
to figure that out, and I’m over it.

Oh, and the only true place to get accurate and timely information
concerning Bruce, is from Bruce. No one else can ever truly
give you accurate information on how I feel but me,… so what
I’m getting at is if you’re ever confused about that, don’t
listen to anybody but me about me… not your friends… or
Ohhh, I don’t know… cousins of yours that act as spies… =)

But on the flip side though… Let me know if you ever
think The Bruce could be the guy for you.

So,… (switching into funny mode again)

Don’t even think you can hit ME with Confusion or Hard Feelings!
I am The Bruce. I am invincible! I’m a survivor! You can’t take
me down, woman! I am immune to Princesses. You will be pwned
if you try something like that. 100% chance to dodge moves from
a princess of any type.

So take care, and remember, December 24th I only wanna drop off
your present, nothing more.

Your Lord and Master,

~The Bruce

… You may speak now. ROFL

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See, I’m recovering already…