eCard to Her

Hello,

This is The Great Bruce’s personal secretary. My name is Fred Fredburger. My master has only been back for 1 day, and already he is barking out orders for his many servants to carry out. One of my tasks for the day is to send this card to one ‘Princess’ *Her Name Here*.

I’m a bit tired, so you’ll have to excuse me, I just finished cleaning The Bruce’s car, and would you believe it, there was HAIR all over the passenger seat. What’s with that? Burnt the engine out of my vacuum, it did. And it wasn’t even Blonde hair.

And then AFTER this, I still have to fetch The Master his Shake from Steak ‘N Shake, and beat up some chump in Alabama. Oh well. Maybe The Bruce will promote me after this. Anyways, here is The Bruce’s message for you.

“Just wanted to let you know that I made it back after a 22 hour drive. Don’t weep now that I am gone, I know it seems life is too impossible to live without me, but you must. =) Remember *Her Name Here* – Be Strong – Like me. =)”

Have a nice day. =)