A witty efuckign entry title

Man I love women and I wanto have a lady in my life that loves me like I lov eher. and I am so durnk,. I drnak like what I normally drank ands half more tof htat. Holy shit I am so dizzy. I waaaaaaaant someone to love thatw ill love me aback where are you.

To my future wife…

I love you, and ai want you so bad right now. Especailly to hold you and feel close to you. beauscase you’re beautiful. I want you to know that you’re bauetaufil. Who are you? Why is it taking so long ti foidnd you? I want you in m ylfie now. Come to me. I want you in my life nw so I can have make love to yhou. I bet you’reso beautiful I can’t resist yo . Your’e so hot. Whoa re you. I wonder if I’v emet you alreadY? omg I just fell out of my chair and it took me like 5 full mionutes to ge t back here. I wonder wthat you’re name is? I bet it’s beatufilsl………. omg I am so drizzzy it'[s’ not fevn funhy. I just want ypu to know that i Lov eyou. And that if I ever find you and marry you I will tell you about this OD. Then yuouw ill read this entry and know that Ilove yout.j so mcuh. I want to ahve like 8 millinon babies iwth you. BEcause you’re going to be my beautiflu wofife.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee god dammmmkit i am so wwwwwwwwwwwwaste…d. Why are my feet sno numb. tthey shouldn’t be numb cuz I’m just sitting. I spille al ot of drhink on my shirt. That sucks cuz this shirt is socol it says “size maters” and I wonder if that’s true.

Maybe you ladies can tell me if size maters. Does siz ematters/ lady?

maybe I shoudl’t ask that. Nevermind. Do you ladies think I am g a good guy? I have my steroetypical mlae traits, btut I wonder if still wroth my salt;. I can’t help but bae a guy. I hate it though. I hate the fac tthat I’m a guy, but when a girl exploits my guy traits it feels so good I love it. Does tha t make sense?h Why do my hands and my feet sfeel nubms? I love yyuou. Why do I keep a diary? lol i juust feelt at of my seat yet again. Getting use to hitting the floor..

I want to name you, nameless wife of mine. Your name is Kayli. I will call yu Kayli. I love you Kayli. I want you so bad. Especailly now. Nicki deosn’t love me, she doens’t efevn carel. but youd o. Whaefvever you are. YHou care about yome. I want you so bad. tonight. Fuck so Im so dizzy.zz I ams o dizzy. Jennrific is mad at me. I can’t help thaqt my internetdrops inandout. Screw this I’m drizzy… Btu my internet sucks. I wll fall in love with the firs twoma n tha tapy s atetnion to me. I don’t deserve to be loved. bGTut I will love Kayli with all tha tI lhave.

HOly shit this is a huge entry. I’m sory to all the female readers out tehere who find this boring but I’m enjoying typing out my htghoughts like this.

I wonder how long I”m gpoing to have this OD? 20 years? 10 years? It’s been queit ea few years alreaeyd and I love to go back and read my silly entries. I’m a very silly man, did you know that/? I am.

I want my future wife, so bad. I wantto make her have 4 billion babies of mine right now.omg I Just feell out of my chair AGAIN. Tha’ts like the 9ths time. HOly shti. Stjupid chair, obviosuly didn’t not consider drunk people. when they made this cdhair.

I wonder if I wil have chaildren? What will they ber like? Will they be smar tchildren, wil they be boys or gitrsl? WilL I have both girls and boys? I hope the mother of m y kids is intellignet. But then again I am ONLY attracted to smart women. Something about their brains makes me so turen on. Oh god that’s hot. A cnhick with brains. Especially if she waers glasses. It lik emakes her lok smarter.

In the next 5 years I want to find my future wife. I want to find Kayli. I love her and I need her an she has to be with me. I want her to kiss me naed tell me that she lovres me beacasue I’m everhyting she needs.

omg I’ve typed so much I need to end this tnetry…. I’a am so sorry toe vehryone that read this that has no idea what the fuck I’m talking abou no you know what, I’m glad er… I forgot what I was saying. I love family guy. that shit is funy. But Kayli I lvoe you. marry me pease. I want you.

Dear my future wife,

I love you, I need you, and I want you. And I keep my eyes oopen for you. And Nicki doesn’t camompre to you. What if you are Nick ithough? What if Nicki come swback to my life and I marry her? omg she’s so good to me too. I can’t choose vover Nicki.

Fuck this, I’m drunk, and I am not making sense. stupid head of fff mine.

where the fuck is the enter key

~Brusa
CE

and I need tyou Kayli. I need you. I fucking need you. How long or old must I wait or becdome before you’ll finlaly be with me. I want to start a family. I want to be yhour amn. I can be a real man for you. I work for aliving. I’m smart. I’mr es;ponsible. I even ahve good crediot. Where the fucdk are you? I Love you. GDo damsamit I lov eyou. I am so lonely. Ineed ot hold you when I fal asleep a tnight. what the fuck iw s with this dizziness. It’s just some liqueid in muy stomcah but I’kms so fuzckig dizzy

I fucking love it.

I lov eyou Kayli. I fucking love you. I and I believe you still exist, and are out there somewhere. For me. My beautiful wife, my future mother of my chirldren. I’ll serve yhou forever once I find you. Beautfiful queen. I bet pou’re perfect. I betyou’re perfect to me al lthe time. OKay maybe now I’m finsiehd this entry. Maybe.

I fuckiing love you Kayli. And I want to have babies iwty you tonight. Lots of babies. 400 babies.

~Bruce