4 AM

Oh, My, God.

It’s 4 AM and I have the absolute hangover from Hell. From Hell I tell you! This isn’t your typical take medicine and drink water type of hangover.

No no, this is a get a priest to come over and shout THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU, THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU, THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU!

Oh man, I ran into the colonel while stumbling back to my room today. That almost sucked. I saw in my ever-so-blurry vision some random soldier still in uniform, so I said “You’re still at work? God that’s gotta suck!” and then he replied “I don’t think you know who you’re talking to, soldier.” And I immediately recognized the voice as our colonel! So I sobered up as much as I could for this upcoming conversation.

He came up and asked how much I had to drink. And I said “Far too much, sir. But all is well. I’ve got my designated driver taking me to my room now” and sure enough, right when I said that, my designated driver buddy Allen comes up and sees the situation I’m in (he was parking my car). So the colonel just went onward with his holy crusade against soldiers. I think I got lucky on that one. If Allen hadn’t shown up when he did, that colonel probably woulda chewed me out.

But hey, at least I wasn’t out drinking and driving.

So… I think I’m going to play a video game now. I can’t go back to sleep. I’ve tried. I need a non-alcoholic drink too. But I’ve none at the moment. How sucky is that?

~Bruce