is it wrong to laugh uncontrollably at students?

You know your student’s crush is getting a smidge too serious when he’s blowing on the back of your neck as you type your morning e-mails.

If it were anyone but Parker, I’d be disturbed. But it is Parker, so what’s there to be worried about? He’ll grow up all too quickly anyhow, and hate his teachers and authority figures in good time. For the present, I guess I’ll just lock the door at lunch.