Drunken Monkey Nights: Party, Confessions, Comfort
Around 9:00pm, I was in the room chillin when the phone rung. It was Miss Germany. She was calling to check on me as well as remind me to bring her computer back to Soul Sista’s house. I told her I would do so, and I would be there in a few mintues. After I got myself together, I headed to Soul Sista’s apartment around 9:25-ish. When I got there, Coxxy Woxxy and friends had already started a little bit, but no one else was really there. I had to go to the liquor store to buy more for the party. There was already plenty Hennessy, 99 Bananas, VOdka. I wanted more… I got more Hennessy and Bacardi 151. I came back and relaxed for a while. I closed my eyes as more people slowly came in. By 10:30, it was time to put some crunk in my system. I started with a 40 Oz. K, which is an all-black bottle. It’s not liquor yet not beer either. It’s something to get the party started for myself. I went into the living room with everyone else, and MIss Germany was sippin’ a little. After she finished with a little something, she took her ass in the kitchen and drunk some 151 STRAIGHT. It FUCKED her mouth up, then she wanted to mix it. It was already gettin’ ready to be fucked up. I got on her ass about that…. I was tellin’ jokes alongside Coxxy Woxxy and his people. I was like…. the shit says FLAMMABLE… the muthafucka will start yo damn car and you drinkin’ it straight. We all were starting to crank thangs up…. she was kinda pissed off, but she got over it. Anyways, the party was beginning…..
As the party got underway, people started to get drunk and have a good time. I was walking around with my bottles and drinking my K and my other some shit that I was drinking. So …. I was sitting down beside Coxxy Woxxy joking and shit and making sure….. Soul Sista was getting drunk. She was sippin’ and shit….scared of the drink. Gwenny stepped in and showed her how it was done. She was taking shit to the head…it made me proud. I then saw Miss Germany on the wall with another guy dancing. It pissed me off totally, then I looked to Coxxy Woxxy, who already was looking at me. I just shook my head as if we are not going to beat his ass. I then got Soul Sista’s phone and stepped outside. I called up a new freind (and now introducing) Spree Suga Baby. She is someone I just met a few days ago, and we chilled together. I called her and stepped across the street. As I was walking down the stairs, Miss Germany was talking to some cat outside. While I walked, she called my name and ignored her totally. I was on the phone with Spree Suga Baby for about 20 mins talking nonsense and life. While I was on the phone, Miss Germany called my name more, but I continued to ignore her. Once the conversation was over, I went back inside and I proceeded to gettin’ drunk. By this time, the party was crunk and I was proud of myself of the beautifulness of the party. People were telling me to say some shit crazy to the people… and I did so. I told the crowd, “If you a female and you are NOT my ex, then show your titties.” People liked that shit and were laughing. I stood on the couch and screamed it some more. Miss Germany then pulled me down and told me to chill out. By this time, she was pretty drunk. She pulled me down and pushed me against the wall. She started dancing very erotic and horny like. I just let her down her thang while I was posted on the wall and drinking my two bottles. They were emptied while I was on the wall. I was officially drunk and was she. My dick was hard as fuck too. She then turned around and kissed me ….tongue kissed me sloppily and romantically in front of everyone. She was rubbing my dick and shit….. I looked at everyone and winked at them. I loved it. I was no longer pissed off. She started dancing more and wrapped her arms around my neck and said to me repeatedly, “You know I love you right? I love you so much baby. I would marry you tomorrow if I could. I want to marry you baby. I just wish I could get my mother to like you….” I looked her and smiled…drunkenly. She danced a little while longer and grabbing and rubbing my dick. Soon, it was over. I went around acting a fool some more. I was walking around talking to CheerDiva and telling her how much I loved me some Miss Germany. They understood and listened to my drunk ass…. then 30 mins later, reality struck.
While I was whilin’ out, I saw Coxxy Woxxy carry Miss Germany to the bedroom. I was followed him to what was going on. Miss Germany was too drunk and she was beginning to throw up. I was had to sober up quick man. It was too serious. I was held Miss Germany in my arms, then Coxxy Woxxy and myself took her to the bathroom, so that she could throw up. Once we got in there, people had Gwenny in the bathroom, too… throwing up. I was only concerned about Miss Germany. I let everyone that this is my baby, and I am going to take care of her. I was holding her head in my hands, because by this time.. she was no longer holding her own weight. So Coxxy Woxxy held her from the back as I held her head to help her throw up what she was going to get rid of. I kept telling her, “Let it go baby… it’s okay… Let it all out baby.” She did so, but very little. We then took her into the room to undress her into night clothes. We took her clothes off and bra…. then she was alert enough to cover herself up. Soul Sista laughed at the way she covered herself, but I was happy to know that my baby was okay and alert. We got her into bed clothes, she wanted some cold air. They brought in a fan, then we were trying to get her to drink some Ginger Ale. She drunk some, then spit some out. I was holding her head trying to get her to drink. Eventually I told everyone to get out so I could take care of her. Soul Sista & Coxxy Woxxy help a little more, then they left Miss Germany in my care. I promised CheerDiva that I would take care of her all night long. People kept coming in and out the room, and it pissed me off. I told them to keep the fuckin’ door shut so she could get some air. They knew I meant business too…. they f
ollowed instructions. Soon she fell asleep. She started to wake up every 45mins to throw up. As she woke up and threw up, she kept saying to me, “3000, I don’t want to drink anymore.” She said that all night long continued to hold her close to me and shhhhhh her to sleep. She eventually fell asleep totally. I got up and went into the living room to relax for a minute over what went down for the past hour. I stayed in there for a little while, and I was sober but my head was still spinning. So I kept falling down. I mean, I kept following backwards on my head. I couldn’t understand why, though. I mean, I was sober but my head was still spinning. I finally went back in the room to comfort Miss Germany for the rest of the night. I fell asleep alongside her. My baby was in good hands with me. I wasn’t going to let anything or anyone fuck with her….over my dead body.