At least they didn’t remove my hand.
This is going to be a pretty short entry seeing as I have to type with one hand.
Kate came over for the weekend which was awesome. We took some magic mushrooms which were SUPER AWESOME.
Then on Tuesday I had surgery on my wrist to remove a cyst which had been causing me pain for like, two years. After I woke up, the surgeon told me it was more complicated than it should have been, apparently the lump we could see on my wrist wasn’t all of it, so he had to fully open up the whole joint (ew!) to get it all out. This resulted in HUGE pain upon waking, which was…fun.
So since then I’ve been sat around at home wincing and moaning and being confused and dopey because of the painkillers. They signed me off till the 30th, but I reckon I should be able to make it in by Monday. Yesterday I had to get it checked at the regular docs and they REALLY FUCKING HURT IT. I kept shouting "DON’T TOUCH THE FINGERS!!’ but they seemed to have selective hearing, which resulted in lots of embarassing crying and shiz.
Anyway, they concluded I should go back to the hospital and get a cast which I did this morning. The nurse who did it got really offended when I screamed in pain because she was being so rough with my hand. I told her to be more gentle and she was all ‘Am I not being gentle?!’ and I said ‘NO!’ and she got in a big huff, which was so goddamn unprofessional. I keep getting people being like ‘Oh, it’s fine, I am being gentle, it doesn’t REALLY hurt.’ and I’m like ‘YES IT FUCKING DOES, GET OFF ME.’
I’m not sure if I’ve made this story make much sense, I’ve been really confused for what feels like a week but has actually been two days. It doesn’t help that the experience has been in Belgium, and all the medical people talk about me to each other in Flemish so I’ve been confused regardless. Ehhhh!
Hmmmm.
Well, at least typing with one hand is easier than I thought it would be! Good ol’ righty.
XxX
Lol will this mean mat will get more hand jobs now that your wrist will work properly? 😉
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Ouch!! Enjoy the drugs, at least. 🙂
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Lmfao of course not dummy! It was I didn’t know she had problems with her wrist.
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Yeah,i think he sucks ….
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Ewww, that sounds horrendous! Get better soon xxx
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Skype?
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I will log in for a bit and chill here. If you’re around great! if not, that’s ok too! 🙂
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omg! so fun! Sorry short! 🙁
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Lol I forgot to change it!
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This sounds extremely terrible. EXTREMELY. Also medical people are assholes. Bah. BAH. I’ve been lucky to get consistently nice docs my whole life, but I’ve seen them be extreme dicks for no reason. I get that their jobs suck monstrous ass, but hey, they signed up for it. You’d think they’d at least not walk around with BitchFace on 24/7 due to a career they had to work very hard toobtain. oh, and RYN: I haven’t read the entry I wrote yet, and I was fairly drunk, but if I said I’ve only met people smarter than me like, twice, was a total exaggeration/kinda lie. I’m smart in a very specific way, and I rarely meet people who are smart in that same way, AND even SMARTER than me in that way. Like, I’ve met physicists and shit. And I can’t compete there. But even the super genius scientists I know tend to lack the basic logical thinking skills I have. So when I meet someone who thinks like I do AND is way better at it, I’m like, gurr, I hate you. I have this ONE THING that I’m good at and you have to be better? Eff you.
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Maybe you should have saved the mushrooms until POST surgery? Casts suck major titties. As I found out.
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wtfeeeeeeeever! Don’t HATE because you’re jealous! 😉 I thought it was cute. lol
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I’ve always managed to spell inquiry fine (probably because all the inquiries the government loves to call for) so it’s really just me being a massive dumbass =(
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Actually, I doubted you’d care. Anyway, I’m putting it on hold because I’ve got so much other stuff to worry about. If you’re still interested we can keep moving forward but I don’t know, probably just shelf it right now.
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You are jealous! I know it!
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I work at the Graduate School of Education and do research on adolescent literacy. Part of what we do is design reading curriculum for middle school teachers in Boston Public Schools to use and we use the students in Boston as test subjects. Our theory is that the more kids discuss and debate in the classroom, the better understanding they will have of what they are reading, so our curricula all centers around classroom discussions. It’s pretty interesting… at least to me! 🙂
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I have no idea about the parrot. I asked and asked but they both claimed no memory of why or how the parrot came to be on Dad’s shoulder. They are always very disappointing about things like that. Mum did tell me that her dress was purple velvet though. She was very proud of herself in it.
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Wow! He’s gorgeous, isn’t he? Can you imagine being arsed to apply all of that beading individually?
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R: lmfao, you would tell me to be terrible! I think you and I would be evil bitchy friends in the same city. Lol Shoes on pinterest? ! Augh.
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YOUR WRIST DESERVES BETTER. Bastards.
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Yeah, I know =( They guy was one of his best mates from school, but I think he’s enjoying being at home with his mates etc.
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R: Holy shit, your note weaseled its way into my brain, possibly while I was falling asleep, and I could have SWORN it was DW who asked me where the original pic went. The weird part was, I couldn’t remember showing him the pictures at all. All I remembered was him saying that. Fucking trippy. It’s been bothering me all morning, this false memory thing, and then I saw your note and was like “Fuuuuuck, at least I know where the thought came from!” How it wound up attributed to him, I do not know. I’ve been having a shitload of false memories lately. It’s probably cancer. Aaaanyhoo. I took the original out because after looking at a shitload of pictures, I decided because of the blue background, it wouldn’t be very easy to tell what color her hair really was. So I picked one that was the same, but on a white background. (Pretty much only important cos I plan on bringing a picture into the salon.)
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SO WEIRD, RIGHT?! Maybe the universe is collapsing! And if it is, I hope I get to hang out with my twin. Hopefully she’ll have already dyed her hair a stupid color so I can see how it turns out. Also: I think maybe the cherry red thing being overdone is largely a UK thing. Like when I looked up how to dye my hair red, ALL the biatches on youtube were in the UK or Australia. Here, I don’t see the bright red very often. I do see the orange-y thing… Eh, maybe a little less often than the deep red, I guess. But either way, I don’t think there are negative connotations here. Unless you have black hair with red streaks and a stupid emo haircut. Then you’re either stupid, compensating for your lack of personality, or desperate for male attention. Or all three. Usually all three. Either way… I’m considering the orange-y anyway. I like it a lot. But I also like the deeper reds GURRR. I’ma consult DW. Cos, ya know. If I’m torn, and I’m gonna dye it anyway, might as well get the most sex possible out of my hair color.
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I JUST GOT A PHD OFFER FROM DURHAMMM!!!!!!!!!
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