Apart from the crowd or a part of the crowd?
If someone begins their diary with this:
"Some things I will say will challenge your rationality.
There is so much more to this world then [sic]
you’ve been conditioned to notice or understand.
Understanding is such a small facet of what human beings are capable of."
what are your thoughts? Mine are "Oh shit, this idiot is about to tell me I’m an idiot." Takes one to know one I guess. It just bugs me that so many people talk about the human race as if they are somehow separate, an intelligent observer above all the idiocy that regular humans display.
When you’re walking through a crowd, they’re always like "Urgh, look at all these stupid people getting in the way, like a blind herd of cows! Moooooo!"
I think once in a while, maybe people need to moo at themselves rather than assume they’re the only one that doesn’t speak cow.
*all together now*
MOOOOOOOOO!
Wait,i only moo when my teets are being milked….. and no, you can’t milk me. I know its on your top ten list! Lmfao
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Don’t forget the sheeple! http://xkcd.com/610/
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“Once in a while, maybe people need to moo at themselves”…so profound indeed.
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that was really mooooooving 😉
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Oh yeah, I read this entry at work and meant to make some bitter and angry comment, but got distracted by freaking work. Ugh. First of all, what a dooouuuuuche. Second, it sounds like the opening of a 12-year-old girl’s diary about her fake psychic powers. “I can control the world in my dreams and make a ball of psychic energy in my hands!” I totally never did that when I was twelve. <__> RYN: Yeah… I know I’m not a loser, but acting like everyone thinks I’m a loser makes me far more likely to appear loser-esque to the world. Which is why I need to stop doing that. Also, I suspect if I were to have the quitter’s flu thing, it would have been in the first few days, rather than 15 days into not smoking. I also don’t think I ever smoked enough to get that. Or maybe the fact that I was recovering from an actual cold when I started my cleanseamabob masked any symptoms. I’m actually just sick. And much sicker today than I was yesterday. Uuuuugggghhhh STILL NOT CANCELLING MY RETOX.
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RYN: Hmmmm. But see, I DIDN’T have it for the two weeks. I mean, I had a leftover cough that I suspected lasted longer than it would have if I’d kept smoking (which I effing love. You choose to make a positive choice abotu your health, and as a result, you get to feel unhealthy for it. Like God needs to get in one last shot at you before he lets you congratulate yourself.), but that only lasted for like… Five days, and then I felt FABULOUS. Then I SUDDENLY felt all cough-y and phlegm-y yesterday. So I think I got sick fo reelz. And I suspect, as my scientist friend at work told me, that it’s because I threw my body into shock and it punched my immune system right in the nads. Well, she didn’t put it that way, but she should have.
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People assume everything and know nothing. Except me. I have all the answers, each hidden within each entry. Fuckin A.
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Yup lol I might do another one, who knows.
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Euch… I hate pseudo-intellectuals that are so up themselves they can watch their innards work. By the way, ‘… rather than assume they’re the only one that doesn’t speak cow’ is priceless, seriously.
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