An Excellent Source of Nutrition

So, I was just lying on the couch really needing to pee and trying to think of anything that will distract me because I am so damned lazy that I procrastinate about peeing, and I started thinking about OD. I lay there thinking about OD for about 10 minutes, staring off into space alone in mt apartment. And then I thought, well, since I’m COMPLETELY wasting my Saturday afternoon, I may as well document it.

It’s raining a bit outside. I quite fancy some food, but that involves getting up too, so I may as well make future plans to combine food getting with toilet going. But not simultaneously. Ew.

Wow I am so bored. I’m boring myself with this entry.

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hmmmmmm

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Guernsey is weird. Small and …. TOO small…….

Well.

I think I’ve really hit a low point when this is what comprises a diary entry. Oooh! A police siren started outside! EXCITEMENT AND ADVENTURE GO!

Ohhh wow look at all the AMAZING things happenng outside my window that you guys CAN’T SEE! It’s a shame, because the things I can see out the window are so utterly mindblowing, there is no way on earth I would ever find the words to describe this incredible series of events!

I’d better go away and watch it all so that I can feel like I am truly a part of this planet’s history. BYE!